1. Does your back have its own mane? / Are you hairy and insane?
Do you yearn for hair-free-ness? / Does your fur cause much distress?
Try our spray and heal your soul, rub it in—your hair will go. /
You will feel, so, whole /

(Chorus)
Takes it all away/with a single spray/
See it all erased—Phantasmic! /
Armpits will confess/as will your clean chest/
End your hairiness—Phantasmic! /

2. Press it down, believe your sight/
It will end your furry plight/
Now your chin/ you at last see/
No more lady beards, yippee/

Let the truth then warm your heart/
You can have a bald new start/
It's a workofart/

(Repeat Chorus x 2, echoes on second repeat)

(Spoken Disclaimer)

User discretion is advised, as this product is not for everyone. If you have problems with your liver, consult a doctor before use. Avoid contact with eyes. Do not ingest. If you accidentally swallow, call the Poison Control Center immediately.

Behold, your unwanted hair is gone! This could change the world! Phantasmic!

(Repeat Chorus x 2, echoes on second and third repeats)

(Trail)
Take it all away! Only takes a spray! Now it's all erased! Good to go! PhantasmicPhantasmicPhantasmic