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Song Parodies -> "The Perils of Fast Food"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

INXS

Parody Song Title:

"The Perils of Fast Food"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

Arby's on the corner
Had a great coupon
A dollar for a snow cone
And a side of fries
But what I just found there
In jalapeno bites
My eyes had opened wide
I said... angrily

Pubic brown curl
In my meat
Pubic brown curl
In my drink

I'd better go home
Huh... huh... hoork

From Subway to Subway
Their corners I'll warn ya
The steak on toast isn't pretty
And I say... angrily
Look at these
In my meat
And my drink

[sax solo and sounds of puking]

Tossed my beans
Stained my jeans

Now I'm scared
Of any dining
Anything could happen
In those egg whites

Pubic brown curl
In my meat
Pubic brown curl
In my drink

I'd better go home
Huh... huh... hoork

In my meat
Pubic brown curl
In my drink
Pubic brown curl
Tossed my beans
Pubic brown curl
Stained my jeans
Pubic brown curl

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alvin - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment
i hear ya...i don't drive through...i drive past
John Barry - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Always good to get a reminder to stay away from these places.
Kristof Robertson - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment
This is one of my favourite songs of all time, mac...so thanks a bunch for ruining forever for me! ;-) Seriously, this is my fave parody of the day. Loved "Huh... huh... hoork"....and "in jalepeno bites" was a genius sub. I'm off to throw up now. 555++
MrMacphisto - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin and John. :) Kristof, thanks also, and yeah, this is one of my fave songs by INXS too...
AFW - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for weaning me off fast foods...up-chuck-roarious
MrMacphisto - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW :)

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