Arby's on the corner
Had a great coupon
A dollar for a snow cone
And a side of fries
But what I just found there
In jalapeno bites
My eyes had opened wide
I said... angrily

Pubic brown curl
In my meat
Pubic brown curl
In my drink

I'd better go home
Huh... huh... hoork

From Subway to Subway
Their corners I'll warn ya
The steak on toast isn't pretty
And I say... angrily
Look at these
In my meat
And my drink

[sax solo and sounds of puking]

Tossed my beans
Stained my jeans

Now I'm scared
Of any dining
Anything could happen
In those egg whites

Pubic brown curl
In my meat
Pubic brown curl
In my drink

I'd better go home
Huh... huh... hoork

In my meat
Pubic brown curl
In my drink
Pubic brown curl
Tossed my beans
Pubic brown curl
Stained my jeans
Pubic brown curl