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Song Parodies -> "Britney Spears"

Original Song Title:

"Bitter Tears"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

INXS

Parody Song Title:

"Britney Spears"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

It's old news, but I decided to write a parody about Britney Spears's meltdown....
In the midst
Of a career lurch
A restive strife
Scalp so sheer

The hair just begins to fall by itself
With the press concerned it was once so long

[chorus]
Britney Spears
Is a freak
Hair cutting away
When she broke out those shears
When the pressure now is getting tougher
And your marriage is done to Dumb
or maybe Dumber?
Put away those creepy sneers
Use the shears

And she thought it was
Growing too long
Now gone
And she thought it was
Growing too long
All gone

In an hour
Kevin reads
Lips are trembling
Just learned his ABC's

Realizing his head ain't clear
Britney decides to dump his rear

[chorus]

And she thought it was growing too long
Gone yeah
Hey!

[2x]
Put away those creepy sneers
Put away some bitter beers

Shaving it bald
Growing it long
Shaving it bald
Now it's all gone

Put away those creepy sneers
Put away some bitter beers

Uh huh...

Put away, put away those bitter beers...

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Overall Rating: 4.8

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alvin - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment
speared nicely
AFW - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent take on the "Brit bit"
John Barry - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment
The Brit dish is coming. . .apart.
MrMacphisto - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, AFW, and John! :)

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