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Song Parodies -> "Soup and Salad Bar"

Original Song Title:

"Suicide Blonde"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

INXS

Parody Song Title:

"Soup and Salad Bar"

Parody Written by:

Dora Mathis

The Lyrics

Soup and Salad Bar, Soup and Salad Bar
Soup and Salad Bar, Soup and Salad Bar

Soup and Salad Bar was the special of the day
Like a cheap attraction
For a new buffet
She wanted to finish
Before others began
To eat it all
Was her brilliant plan

You want to take her
To Soup and Salad Bar
She wants to taste it
Soup and Salad Bar

She wants to taste it
Soup and Salad Bar
Don't want to waste it
Soup and Salad Bar

She ate all the meat
But her hunger wasn't gone
Croutons here and there
But she wanted everything
She ate the peas
A bland sad moment
Glory to you, glory to you, take her there

Got some Caesar salad, picked up with her hands
Saved her from her diet days
Then she ate some ham.
Don't you see
She's eating the confections
Coming around for soup again.

You want to take her
To Soup and Salad Bar
The devastation !
Soup and Salad Bar.

She wants to taste it
Soup and Salad Bar
Don't want to waste it
Soup and Salad Bar

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natilla - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Slammin! Sing it real loud in your car.
Red Ant - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Great title sub, good parody too.
Larry Hensley - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Super parody!
Donna W - January 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Michael would probably get a "Kick" out of this and some of the other humorous takes on his lyrics. He had that kind of sense of humor.

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