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Song Parodies -> "Bless This Mess"

Original Song Title:

"F*** the World"

Original Performer:

Insane Clown Posse

Parody Song Title:

"Bless This Mess"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

I was challenged by Matthias to parody any Insane Clown Posse song. This may be the most controversial submission I have ever made to this web site. DKTOS? Try http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHr8GE6iGpw (minors and office workers, you have been warned.)
God bless it. Bless this.
Bless it unto me

Just relax dude, it’s only weird satire
(bless it!)
Just relax dude, it’s only weird satire
Just relax dude, it’s only weird satire
Say bless the lord, bless the lord!
Just relax dude, it’s only weird satire
Bless them all, bless them all!

Bless you, bless me, bless us
Bless God, bless Mary, bless thus
Bless octopus
Bless my French toast, and bless all the Beauty & the Beasts
Bless cherry pie or pecan at least
Bless carpoolers, bless foolers
Straights and queers and sharpshooters
Bless horn tooters
Bless Sawyers, bless Hucks
Everybody wearing crew socks, skunks, bluffers, trucks
Bless spinach, bless the kazoo
Even Charles Barkley, blessed too!
Bless the bomb, Barack Obama
Bless oyster pearls, and yes even Osama
Bless the band Boris, bless a sugar lump
You really should not act the grump
Bless a leg stump, bless your snail mail, and bless your pancakes
Bless your insurance rates…achoo, bless you!

Whoa, best to look out dude, these rhymes are getting direr
Say Bless the world! (Bless the world!)
Whoa, best to look out dude, these rhymes are getting direr
Bless you all, bless you all!
Whoa, best to look out dude, these rhymes are getting direr
Say Bless the world! (Bless the world!)
Whoa, best to look out dude, these rhymes are getting direr
Bless you all, bless you all!

Bless Chopra, bless hot bras, bless Lepidoptera*
Bless your hot knockers and the World Soccer
Bless your big end and your childhood Teddy
Bless the land and ocean, spaghetti, confetti
And now peas, bless them
Got nothing better to do
Bless the rich, bless poor, bless the all well-to-do
I’m all stuck here in these pessimistic times
It’s not wrong to say ‘bless’ 93 times
Bless The Residents, bless your healthcare
Bless the regiments, and bless bad hair
Bless you gents, yes, everybody should give a bless
I like to bless a lot, my blessed rut
Bless Bosko (friend to Betty Boop, yo)
Bless Costco (the warehouse store) and Frisco
And bless everyone who lost their homes with that Katrina, a bad scene-a
And now bless shoes….AAAHHH!!!

This song it ain’t rude, but should its author retire?
Say Bless the world! (Bless the world!)
This song it ain’t rude, but should its author retire?
Bless you all, bless you all!
This song it ain’t rude, but should its author retire?
Say Bless the world! (Bless the world!)
This song it ain’t rude, but should its author retire?
Bless you all, bless you all!

Bless the ground you’re on, and bless old dear St. Nick
Now here is a trick, bless this stick
Bless Arsenio Hall, before he quit
And bless Miles Davis, however blessed he is
Bless everybody who has bought me beer
Bless all the Maxim Girls, and bless the white-tailed deer
You know that guy that videotapes your grandmother with pigeons all day in Central Park?
BLESS HIM!
Bless Aunt Madea, bless Chiquita Rivera
Bless your own Shinola and Abel Ferrara
Bless this strife, just like God did, he’s blessin’ you
Bless your dog leash and Ohio, too
Bless Time, US Magazine and bless Bride
Bless every suicide
Now I gonna catch my druthers, bless the others
Bless your loving lovers and the cast of The O.C.
And bless ICP!!
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee. (*=butterflies). And that's all I'm going to explain.

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Jason - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Really good work here! A fun read.
Matthias - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
The line that really cracked me up in the line was "Bless ICP!" I thought for the longest time that I might have actually stumped you on this one, but you have pulled through with flying colors. Great work on this one, not only this was like parodying the horrible rap version of "We Didn't Start The Fire" but it's actually a tolerable original song as far as Insane Clown Posse goes. Bless you Agrimorfee, (I wish you included a Tiny Tim line though, "God Bless Us Everyone")
Agrimorfee - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Matthias: That was the *only* line that cracked you up? Thanks for the 5's (and you too Jason) :D
Matthias - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Not the only, but the most... "You know that guy that videotapes your grandmother with pigeons all day in Central Park", "Bless cherry pie or pecan at least", and "Bless your dog leash and Ohio, too" (Simply for the Shout-out) this was a very crazy and fun parody
2Eagle - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Is this another way of saying "chill out"?
littleBlessCakes - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
God bless this parody 5 times, Sir. Loved the zaniness of this blessed poem; every line is a real gem!
Invisible Boy - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
I liked this a lot Agri. I tend to enjoy obscure references as well as sardonic humor, as I suspect, you do too. Sometimes writes like this a criticized as "not funny", but I find the whole point of view very funny.
Extra credit for mentioning Miles.
Stephen Harrington - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Hehehe, I've heard the OS before and this is a good opposite to it. 5s
Matthias - June 12, 2008 - Report this comment
You know.... This song actually has a very Faith No More sound to it, which is probably why you parodied it's like the Insane Clown Posse version of "We Care A Lot"
Agrimorfee - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Matthias: To be honest, I didn't choose it for that reason. I just did it to challenge myself against those 93 f-bombs (and 1 s-bomb). :)

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