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Song Parodies -> "Muscle Flex (2010 Revision)"

Original Song Title:

"Lost Complex"

Original Performer:

Iceman

Parody Song Title:

"Muscle Flex (2010 Revision)"

Parody Written by:

DJ Blaze

The Lyrics

My 2nd 2010 Revision, for Decathlon, because what's more horrific/violent than the guy in this parody? I would put the OS video, but it's malfunctioning right now.
Every day at 12-o-clock I beat up some geeks
The spectacle-glass slashed their heads
I will not get caught by the teacher just yet
Even if I did, he'd get beaten up

Feel my muscles, they're like adamantium steel
My pecks are silver, thighs are hard
Bullies should beware, I'll grind them into a stew
You cannot scratch me with a sword or knife

Gym class rocks! My abs are getting ripped
Chopping you! You will be cut in two!
Muscle flex! You will not run at all
Watch out now, better not get in my way

I am the strongest dude of all
Those compu-nerds are ticking me
I'll fold them, break their bones, each one
If someone shouts "I challenge you!"
I'll mow down everyone who dared
I don't see why you care!

If you challenge me to streetball, you will be dead
I'll knock you down, your head will roll
I'm responsible for starting all recess wars
Schwarzenegger, ate him for lunch, yum-o!

Gym class rocks! My arms are getting ripped
Chopping you! So why won't you just see?
Muscle flex! You cannot win, but why?
You always try to get right in my way

No one can beat me in a war
Between the nerds and jocks, they'll bleed
I have no need to shout "hi-yaa!"
If you're my buddy, don't worry
You'll live, I will not bust your head
But I don't have no friends!

(Piano break, Ito/Asakura solo)

I do not have a fear at all
Except one thing I'll never speak
OK, I guess I'll tell you all
Police might catch me beating dudes
They'd throw me in, lock me away
And prison's not my place!

But then I'd bust right through the bars
Should I sneak past the guards? No need!
Each one is napping on the job
Break down the door and start to flee
The officer's gun shoots away
That's the end of my days!
Copyright of DJ Blaze, 2010

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Mark Scotti - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
But can you stand 555 pounds?
Christie Marie M - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Now THAT'S one mean, scary dude! And I thought that I was done with my bully dealing days (since high school)! That guy oughta be either in an Attica prison, Riker's Island, or maybe Alcatraz! Then again, he would have resisted those facilities! LOL! Reminds me of Ratigan from "Great Mouse Detective"! Ratigan keeps getting caught but easily escapes Basil's clutches. Well, great job. 555 hard knocks for this one! Security code: 911!
Phil Nelson - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Ya, I am here to give this 5's. Because this was a pumped up parody!
Andria - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
(Decathlon Part 3 Round 10) Excellent job here, DJ, and you did great with the content and action. Although I listened to the video linked on the InThe00s page, I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt (in this case, a 5 given the quality of your other parodies) on pacing since I couldn't understand the words. 5s.
Matthias - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Props for doing a song that's all in Japanese and still being able to follow along with the song. You sure like some odd music DJ.
SamuraiMaster - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
You were scaring me by the amount of time you've been taking off mate :)
Christie Marie M - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
(Decath3R10) Nice to read this parody again! I read both versions of this parody and let me tell ya! I've also enjoyed this R-Rated version of "Muscle Flex". He's sending those compu-nerds to the hospital left and right! Great job pacing the lyrics along with the Japanese lyrics of the OS and it parallels perfectly!
Abbott Skelding - March 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Dec3R10- Nice job! DKTOS, but very violent to say the least lol
bobpiecheese - March 21, 2010 - Report this comment
(Dec3) I don't think it'd matter what topic you chose for this one, just the idea of parodying a song that's a different language it just so crazy-awesome that it deserves 555 just for that! Not to say that the parody itself is bad, of course.
Arwen - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Decathlon...it's funny to me that most guys who actually know what adamantium steel is are the same guys your character professes to beating up. I, being the Wolverine lover that I am, certainly know what adamantium steel is...so basically, I'm now scared for my life. Great...

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