-> "Muscle Flex (2010 Revision)"
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"Muscle Flex (2010 Revision)"
Every day at 12-o-clock I beat up some geeks
The spectacle-glass slashed their heads
I will not get caught by the teacher just yet
Even if I did, he'd get beaten up
Feel my muscles, they're like adamantium steel
My pecks are silver, thighs are hard
Bullies should beware, I'll grind them into a stew
You cannot scratch me with a sword or knife
Gym class rocks! My abs are getting ripped
Chopping you! You will be cut in two!
Muscle flex! You will not run at all
Watch out now, better not get in my way
I am the strongest dude of all
Those compu-nerds are ticking me
I'll fold them, break their bones, each one
If someone shouts "I challenge you!"
I'll mow down everyone who dared
I don't see why you care!
If you challenge me to streetball, you will be dead
I'll knock you down, your head will roll
I'm responsible for starting all recess wars
Schwarzenegger, ate him for lunch, yum-o!
Gym class rocks! My arms are getting ripped
Chopping you! So why won't you just see?
Muscle flex! You cannot win, but why?
You always try to get right in my way
No one can beat me in a war
Between the nerds and jocks, they'll bleed
I have no need to shout "hi-yaa!"
If you're my buddy, don't worry
You'll live, I will not bust your head
But I don't have no friends!
(Piano break, Ito/Asakura solo)
I do not have a fear at all
Except one thing I'll never speak
OK, I guess I'll tell you all
Police might catch me beating dudes
They'd throw me in, lock me away
And prison's not my place!
But then I'd bust right through the bars
Should I sneak past the guards? No need!
Each one is napping on the job
Break down the door and start to flee
The officer's gun shoots away
That's the end of my days!
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