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Song Parodies -> "Spelling Correction"

Original Song Title:

"Shining Collection"

Original Performer:

Iceman

Parody Song Title:

"Spelling Correction"

Parody Written by:

DJ Blaze

The Lyrics

An ode to those who have trouble typing, and end up spelling stuff like "PWNed."
Every time I get online, I end up spelling words wrong
How did it get so out of hand I'll just never know
My comments are quite clear with help of spelling correction
Wrote a comment on "A Sticky Night Of Love", can't read it!

I'm a typist, but I misspell words
My hands are too fast, they're blazing with a blur
I typed "PWNed", and then I LOLed
But I just can't type any phrases at all!

My spelling is so awful, makes you wanna cry
Mavis can't help, my awful grammar's telling me to die
Help my spelling! Cause I suck at trying to send out some text
I tried IM, my bud's so confused at my words!

On QWERTY I'm hitting the keys, my random nonsense is burning up
My fingers tied up in a knot that has led to this song
On MySpace or on Twitter now, I'll send gibberish reactions
Cause you know exactly what I mean, that my hands are too big!

Google search's well nigh impossible
I end up with just random jumbled crap!!!
Comes from playing IIDX so much
Come and see if I spell your name right or wrong!

My spelling is abysmal, keyboard's made of fail
I deserve to be banned from texting for eternity!
Help my spelling! You don't know what heck I am going through now
Please don't shun me if I type bad on message boards!

So, my keyboard's almost broke
All my friends are laughing at my tangled hands!
I've taken tutoring, Mavis Beacon cannot help
I guess I'm doomed to keyboarding death!
QWERTY phantom lord!

My spelling is so awful, makes you wanna cry
Mavis can't help, my awful grammar's telling me to die
Teach me spelling! Cause I suck at trying to send out some text
I tried IM, my bud's so confused at my words!

Kill my spelling! It's abysmal, keyboard's made of fail
I deserve to be banned from texting for eternity!
Help my spelling! You don't know what heck I am going through now
Please don't shun me if I type bad on message boards!
A word to those who want to parody this OS: don't listen to the OS while parodying it. This song is so fast (340 BPM!!) and makes trying to write a parody nerve racking.

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Andria - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but still pretty good. I don't use leet-speak in every text message or e-mail that I write (not in any, for the record), and I am a pretty good speller. Only problem is, my web browser doesn't like the way I spell my name, and always puts a red dotted line under it.
Christie Marie M - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Typo's are my biggest problem, especially when I worked/temped for various companies for 3 1/2 years. My boss is always making me re-create invoices often due to typos...Oh I also remember telling you about that job interview with that person who shared your name. Well, he had me tested on my typing skills in the "Kenexa's Prove It!" Skills Assessment program. It turned out that I passed on typing and on some other things except for Excel (which I scored a 70% on). I usually can type 50-60 wpm. Well I'll give you 3 fvies...oh I mean fives!! Here I go again with typos!
DJ Blaze - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Christie and Andria. You guys are uber-l33t!
Fiddlegirl - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
This is fun... I don't have a problem spelling when I type-- but my phone texting is laughable!
DJ Blaze - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Fiddlegirl! I'd probably do bad at phone texting, too.

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