Song Parodies -> The Wal-Mart Smile
| Original Song Title: | "The Coming Curse" |
| Original Performer: | Iced Earth |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Wal-Mart Smile" |
| Parody Written by: | Ben Williams |
"With costumes that always differ" refers to the number of Wal-Mart ads that the smiley was wearing different costumes "Forget his pay....the first hour" refers to an employee jacking up prices
I roam the isles just as they planned
Baptized in yellow for my ancient land
The Wal-Mart smile, your anti-Price, I am the grocer's buy
I vindicate and cleanse the store of jacked prices!
For many years, I've walked among you
Through the halls of toys and food
Prices fall, sales begin, as I see fit
I devour cents of those that pose a threat!
I walk the store another day!
The Wal-Mart smile that comes this way!
Savior to my own, devil to none;
Prices fall, something Wal-Mart comes!
I bide my time dropping prices
With costumes that always differ
The Wal-Mart smile, your anti-Price, I am the grocer's buy
For your crimes on our kind you all will die!
I walk the store another day!
The Wal-Mart smile that comes this way!
Savior to my own, devil to none;
Prices fall, something Wal-Mart comes!
Forged in the sacred Cent -
"Forget his pay
For the whole month
At the first hour"
I am your anti-Price!
I am the grocer's buy!
Born of the Cent and Dollar!
I will devour, I will divide!
Dollar signs rage in my eyes
Cents will fall like rain this night
The Wal-Mart smile, your anti-Price, I am the grocer's buy
I vindicate and cleanse the store of jacked prices!
I walk the store another day!
The Wal-Mart smile that comes this way!
Savior to my own, devil to none;
Prices fall, something Wal-Mart comes!
I walk the store another day!
The Wal-Mart smile that comes this way!
Savior to my own, devil to none;
Prices fall, something Wal-Mart comes!
Baptized in yellow for my ancient land
The Wal-Mart smile, your anti-Price, I am the grocer's buy
I vindicate and cleanse the store of jacked prices!
For many years, I've walked among you
Through the halls of toys and food
Prices fall, sales begin, as I see fit
I devour cents of those that pose a threat!
I walk the store another day!
The Wal-Mart smile that comes this way!
Savior to my own, devil to none;
Prices fall, something Wal-Mart comes!
I bide my time dropping prices
With costumes that always differ
The Wal-Mart smile, your anti-Price, I am the grocer's buy
For your crimes on our kind you all will die!
I walk the store another day!
The Wal-Mart smile that comes this way!
Savior to my own, devil to none;
Prices fall, something Wal-Mart comes!
Forged in the sacred Cent -
"Forget his pay
For the whole month
At the first hour"
I am your anti-Price!
I am the grocer's buy!
Born of the Cent and Dollar!
I will devour, I will divide!
Dollar signs rage in my eyes
Cents will fall like rain this night
The Wal-Mart smile, your anti-Price, I am the grocer's buy
I vindicate and cleanse the store of jacked prices!
I walk the store another day!
The Wal-Mart smile that comes this way!
Savior to my own, devil to none;
Prices fall, something Wal-Mart comes!
I walk the store another day!
The Wal-Mart smile that comes this way!
Savior to my own, devil to none;
Prices fall, something Wal-Mart comes!
Enjoy! I thought it matched up almost perfectly.
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