-> "New York Sucks"
Original Song Title:
"Cleveland Rocks"
Original Performer:
Ian Hunter/Presidents of the USA
Parody Song Title:
"New York Sucks"
The Lyrics
Three-four! Three-four! Three-four!
Ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah!
Ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah!
All this energy calling me, from the town of bums
It's such a crude baseball town, Hell's where it belongs!
All the Red Sox and Chicago White Sox go
New York sucks! New York sucks!
Fans of the Braves, all filled with hate, goin'
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
Mama's got her cap and glove, to the Cubs she's true
From Fenway Park to Wrigley Field, the Cubs and BoSox are due!
All the Dodgers and the Mariners go
New York sucks! New York sucks!
Livin' in sin with a big Marlin goin'
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
Flip on Fox, let's watch the game
I hate the damn Yankees, Steinbrenner's so lame
The Mets are the worst, they should be ashamed
Oh, New York sucks! New York sucks!
The Yankees suck, and the Mets suck
Don't ever root for New York!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
Ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah!
Three-four! Three-four! Three-four!
BEAT NEW YORK! (Beat New York, Beat New York, Beat New York...)
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