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Song Parodies -> "New York Sucks"
Original Song Title:
"Cleveland Rocks"
Original Performer:
Ian Hunter/Presidents of the USA
Parody Song Title:
"New York Sucks"
Parody Written by:
Freddie C.
The Lyrics
Not just for Yankee-haters, but for those who hate the Mets, too.
Three-four! Three-four! Three-four!
Ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah!
Ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah!
All this energy calling me, from the town of bums
It's such a crude baseball town, Hell's where it belongs!
All the Red Sox and Chicago White Sox go
New York sucks! New York sucks!
Fans of the Braves, all filled with hate, goin'
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
Mama's got her cap and glove, to the Cubs she's true
From Fenway Park to Wrigley Field, the Cubs and BoSox are due!
All the Dodgers and the Mariners go
New York sucks! New York sucks!
Livin' in sin with a big Marlin goin'
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
Flip on Fox, let's watch the game
I hate the damn Yankees, Steinbrenner's so lame
The Mets are the worst, they should be ashamed
Oh, New York sucks! New York sucks!
The Yankees suck, and the Mets suck
Don't ever root for New York!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
Ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah!
Three-four! Three-four! Three-four!
BEAT NEW YORK! (Beat New York, Beat New York, Beat New York...)
Ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah!
Ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah!
All this energy calling me, from the town of bums
It's such a crude baseball town, Hell's where it belongs!
All the Red Sox and Chicago White Sox go
New York sucks! New York sucks!
Fans of the Braves, all filled with hate, goin'
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
Mama's got her cap and glove, to the Cubs she's true
From Fenway Park to Wrigley Field, the Cubs and BoSox are due!
All the Dodgers and the Mariners go
New York sucks! New York sucks!
Livin' in sin with a big Marlin goin'
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
Flip on Fox, let's watch the game
I hate the damn Yankees, Steinbrenner's so lame
The Mets are the worst, they should be ashamed
Oh, New York sucks! New York sucks!
The Yankees suck, and the Mets suck
Don't ever root for New York!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks! New York sucks!
Ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah!
Three-four! Three-four! Three-four!
BEAT NEW YORK! (Beat New York, Beat New York, Beat New York...)
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Not only was this a pale copy of my own "Dallas Sucks," but wait until October, when New York will be sucking champagne. And I don't mean the Mutts. Who's gonna stop us? The Red Sox? Yeah, tell me again how great Overpaid-ro is, especially in a clutch situation. The Cubs? They gotta get there first. The Marlins? Not with what they got this year. The Diamondbacks? Old news, in so many ways. The Angels? Vlad Guerrero's never been in a Pennant race, let's see how he handles it. The Braves? Will they even be in the Playoffs? The Phillies? Well, we'll see.
Wow this sucks and guess what? NEW YORK ROCKS, YOU HILLBILLY!
newyork sucks i totaly agree
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