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Song Parodies -> "You're a Bad One, Doctor Egg"

Original Song Title:

"You're a Mean One, Mister Grinch"

Original Performer:

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Parody Song Title:

"You're a Bad One, Doctor Egg"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

You’re a bad one, Doctor Egg
You really are a creep
You’re as slippery as a jellyfish
And your heart’s a garbage heap
Doctor Egg
Your soul is a deep dark chasm
A thousand feet deep!

You’re a monster, Doctor Egg
Your “kind” switch never works
You’re a great deceiving scoundrel
With a lot of nasty quirks
Doctor Egg
You’d be the undisputed champ of a
“Competition of the Jerks”!

You’re a vile one, Doctor Egg
Your gaze turns people to stone
You’re a foul-smelling weevil
Who makes little children moan
Doctor Egg
You’re the only person I know whose breath can kill while
Talking on the phone!

You’re a cruel one, Doctor Egg
You’re a vampire seeking blood
Your brain is full of mushy stuff
Your heart is full of mud
Doctor Egg
There are three words that best describe you, and I quote:
Muck, grime, crud!

You are rotten, Doctor Egg
Your voice turns stone to ash
You like contraptions that make lots of noise
With a bang and a crash
Doctor Egg
Your soul is a swampy dung-pile overflowing with every disgusting and horrible object imaginable
Squashed up and ground to a mash!

You make me nauseous, Doctor Egg
Your farts make candles explode
You’re as grimy as a lamprey
And as warty as a toad
Doctor Egg
You are a double-decker sardine and liverwurst sandwich
With scat a la mode!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Someone - December 19, 2009 - Report this comment
By Dr. Egg do you mean Eggman from the Sonic the Hedgehog series?

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