-> "You're a Bad One, Doctor Egg"
Original Song Title:
"You're a Mean One, Mister Grinch"
Parody Song Title:
"You're a Bad One, Doctor Egg"
You’re a bad one, Doctor Egg
You really are a creep
You’re as slippery as a jellyfish
And your heart’s a garbage heap
Your soul is a deep dark chasm
A thousand feet deep!
You’re a monster, Doctor Egg
Your “kind” switch never works
You’re a great deceiving scoundrel
With a lot of nasty quirks
You’d be the undisputed champ of a
“Competition of the Jerks”!
You’re a vile one, Doctor Egg
Your gaze turns people to stone
You’re a foul-smelling weevil
Who makes little children moan
You’re the only person I know whose breath can kill while
Talking on the phone!
You’re a cruel one, Doctor Egg
You’re a vampire seeking blood
Your brain is full of mushy stuff
Your heart is full of mud
There are three words that best describe you, and I quote:
Muck, grime, crud!
You are rotten, Doctor Egg
Your voice turns stone to ash
You like contraptions that make lots of noise
With a bang and a crash
Your soul is a swampy dung-pile overflowing with every disgusting and horrible object imaginable
Squashed up and ground to a mash!
You make me nauseous, Doctor Egg
Your farts make candles explode
You’re as grimy as a lamprey
And as warty as a toad
You are a double-decker sardine and liverwurst sandwich
With scat a la mode!
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