-> "The Steak Song"
Original Song Title:
"Hold My Hand"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Steak Song"
Parody Written by:
Becca
The Lyrics
With a little steak, and some tenderloin
We'll walk inside the steakhouse
to see what they have
With a little pork, and my mom's meatloaf
I feel temptation rising
To have some juicy steak
Cuz I've got a steak for you
I'm goin in the steakhouse with you
Yesterday, I saw you eating steak
Your mouth was brown, your stomach bulged
I think you ate too much
Ate too much steak, saw you lose your lunch
We'll wait until you're better
To take you out again
Cuz I've got a steak for you
I've got a steak for you
I'm goin in the steakhouse with you
Won't you let me go with you? yeah
Gimme steak
Want you to gimme steak
Gimme steak
I'll take you to the nearest Roadhouse
Gimme steak
Maybe we can't have much steak
I'm gonna get it, the best steak, the best it can be
You see I was stoned, stoned from 20 ounce
Till I saw you in the steakhouse, eating with your friends
Then I got p*ssed, p*ssed at you for this
you excluded your best friend, who took you everywhere
Cuz I had a steak for you
I had a steak for you
You can just forget it now
Forget the steak I had for you, yeah
Gimme steak
Want you to gimme steak
Gimme steak
I'd take you to the nearest Roadhouse
Gimme steak
Maybe we can't have much steak
I'm gonna get it, the best steak, the best it can be
Gimme steak
Want you to gimme steak
Gimme steak
I'm gonna have more steak than you
Gimme steak
Your blood pressure is way too high, oh
I... Oh... no, no, no, no, no
Gimme steak
Want you to gimme steak
Gimme steak
I'd take you to the nearest Roadhouse
Gimme steak
Maybe we can't have much steak
I'm gonna get it, the best steak, the best it can be
Oh, the best it can be
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