'Friends' you astonish me
Used to be an OK show
Now you give me bad dreams.
'Friends,' just please go away
There's nothing left to do with your show
Yet you keep trying
When I think about tommorrow
You all just bring me sorrow
and misery
Cause the next one's just another show
No, I don't want no more 'Friends'

'Friends,' I don't understand
Ross and Rachel can't stand each other
Yet they fall in love again
'Friends,' What's there left to do?
Phoebe and Rachel have had babies
Maybe it's Monica's turn tonight
When I think about tommorrow
You all just bring me sorrow
and misery
Cause the next one's just another show
No, I don't want no more

(Chorus)
'Friends' it's stupid
'Friends' it's boring
'Friends' They ain't no friends of mine
I don't care what they're doin'
I think the show should just end
Don't want no more 'Friends'
And if it's on tomorrow, yeah
I think I'll just go to sleep


'Friends' I don't really care
If Ross is left all alone
Or if Rachel's dancing bare over there
'Friends' the fun has come and gone
There's reruns everyday
But I can't watch one more second, one more secon
When I think about tommorrow
You all just bring me sorrow
and misery
Cause the next one's just another show
And I don't wanna watch

(Repeat chorus)

'Friends,' you astonish me