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Song Parodies -> "Only Bony"

Original Song Title:

"Only Lonely"

Original Performer:

Hootie and the Blowfish

Parody Song Title:

"Only Bony"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Hell again,
My name is Dr. Aiy.
As I drift away,
To the other room, upstairs.
Oh, I spend my nights,
Studying for the doctor's test.
Then I realize,
I don't known any anatomy.
If I could just strip your skin.
And your muscles from your bones.
Then I believe that I can pass the test,
Fir my doctor's degree.

Only bony on the inside.
Yes, my femur connect to my hip bone.
I'm only bony on the inside.
When you open your eyes,
To the X-ray scans.

And I could start to study body parts.
Of all the important stuff.
Like my brain.
And like my limbs.
If we should ever cross the same paths operating.
I just hope that you're here,
Cuz' you dislocated your knee.
If I could change my course.
I would pick pathology.
But I won't cuz' I know what you are.
You are just....


Only bony on the inside.
Yes, my femur connect to my hip bone.
I'm only bony on the inside.
When you open your eyes,
To the X-ray scans.


If I screw up your bones, and brain.
Do you think you'll get your money back.
But then you'll try to sue me, for a million.
And then my business falls apart.
And I'll stand in Supreme Court that day.
How much do I have to pay?

Only bony on the inside.
Only bony on the inside..
When you open your eyes,
To the X-ray scans.
What do you see?

Only bony on the inside.
Didn't mean to cut away your spleen.
I'm old and bony on the inside.
When you see with your eyes what's happening with your heart.
Please don't sue me.
Only bony on the inside.
Yes, my femur connect to my hip bone.
I'm only bony on the inside.
When you open your eyes,
To the X-ray scans.

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