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Song Parodies -> "Sean Connery's Skill"

Original Song Title:

"Celebrity Skin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hole

Parody Song Title:

"Sean Connery's Skill"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

James Bond is cooler
Then these ‘spy’ wannabes
Has lusty ladies
In his filmography

Just… Give this man a ribbon!
Al….though he’s slapping women!
His… Sexiness ain’t hidden (Wow!)

The man can live twice
And die another day!
Hot chicks release their bras
Money he’s gotten!

Yeah… Bring that to the banker!
Sign… Your name as “Moonraker!”
This… Man is old and crusty now!

Name’s “Bond, James Bond” fires ‘Flame Guns’
Damn, Already I’m impressed!
From Q he’s aided with weapons, cars and goods
He feels no fear fighting Hugo Drax
His life is thrilling hits up the bar now
“Just one Martini shaken and not stirred”
Survives the carnage remaining stressless
“Want me to talk?” “No, I want you to die!”

In Russia makes love
With Pussy Galore
He’d better wrap it
That name just spells “Whore”

Hey! Sean please don’t get naked!
“My… Dear note that I faked it!”
Talk… About a ‘View to Kill’

As Goldfinger his slaps linger
Looking so svelte in brand new tux
Might dodge a bullet like ‘The Matrix’
V12 Vanquish that car has vanished
Wears brass knuckles to bash your nose in
Chicks want to bang him, but then their guns will blast
Took off sailing straight through roof’s panel wood
And now he’s prepared to serve up some “Whoop-Ass”

It’s for your eyes only
The body count is steep
I want to be this creep!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 19

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Mark Scotti - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Absolutely double o wonderful, Matthias!! My absolute favorite movie series, combined with my favorite Hole song. Heaven.
Below Average Dave - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Very unique song choice. Well paced, and pretty fun movie recollection. . .I'm assuming this was part of your Rock Band project.
kevin - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
i wouldn't even know this song if it weren't for rockband and i've come up with afew different combo's this was along the lines of one so good job on gettin er done
Silver Power - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
[SOTM] Pacing was excellent, thank you Rock Band, but I can't fully appreciate this parody since I've never once seen a 007 movie. But I'll give you 555, and that can be your spy number, or whatever the hell.
Arwen - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM...I grew up watching James Bond as my dad and brothers were huge fans...(still are!)...and this was FABulous, of course!
Mark Scotti - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM - As I commented earlier, this was 00Wonderful!!
Peter Andersson - April 19, 2009 - Report this comment
If I could I'd vote 007, but alas...
Below Average Dave - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Creative parody, I have a few pacing quibbles I found, Matty--but fun references to a great series of action films, and video games, and documentaries, and imitations. . .and merchandise. . . . . and clothing. . .Bond really became a part of the global fabric didn't he?
Phil Alexander - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
The vote is fives... three fives

Most enjoyable, Meester Stove.

P.S. Silver Power - how can you not have seen any Bond movies? That's what I call being culturally-deprived ;-)
bobpiecheese - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hey Phil, would 10 minutes of 'Tomorrow Never Dies' save me from being culturally-deprived? Great parody, Matthias - I may not understand every single gag, but I do get most of them (mostly thanks to Eddie Izzard). 555 for you!
Max Power - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
007 for you. oh wait... 555 will do
Jeff Reuben - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Another Bond after the two in the other contest. Same pacing quibbles, but it works. You could be the Man With The Golden Pun
Claude Prez - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Not a huge Bond fan but I think I've seen most of 'em anyway. Well done Matthias.

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