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Song Parodies -> "Fat"

Original Song Title:

"Flagpole Sitta"

Original Performer:

Harvey Danger

Parody Song Title:

"Fat"

Parody Written by:

Christian Spindler

The Lyrics

Track #2 on my " Monkeys Gone Wild" Cd
I had visions i was in them
I was looking into the mirror
i couldn't get any Queerer
even if i tried

I'm a famous rock and roller
look at me hey, i'm on M-T-V
i look like Drew Carey
and i'm big and fat
(but fat is where it's at)

i'm not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i'm so fat

been around the world and found
that only stupid people are breeding
and i can't stop eating
all i do is watch tv

put me in the hospital for nerves
and hyper obesity
i'm 5'6" four hundred three
i could have been the biggest star on mtv god darn you

i'm not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i'm so fat
i'm not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i'm so fat

i wanna publish cd's
and be on mtv
i wanna write good songs
i can't but im tryin'
i'm not as good as sublime
without my glasses im blind
i'm so darn blind
i'm so darn blind

harvey danger, harvey danger
now we're a big one hit wonder
did you ever wonder
what we'll do after this song?

hear the songs on my record
i swear to God that we won't be touring
cause they're so darn boring
the agony of my clogged veins are killing me

i'm not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i'm so fat
i'm not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i'm so fat


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Christian Spindler - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Hello I just wanted to tell you the songs other then Jub jub of the jungle and hunted are not my songs sorry for any mishaps someone else wrote them on this site

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