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Song Parodies -> "Fast Food Sitta"

Original Song Title:

"Flagpole Sitta"

Original Performer:

Harvey Danger

Parody Song Title:

"Fast Food Sitta"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

I had cravings for some cookin',
When I was drivin' my Cheve.
I got alittle bit hungry.
Want McDonalds or Wendy's.
Fast-food places have the grease,
I can't forget the time I was naughty.
With that big fryer hottie.
Who had a tattoo of beer on her arm.
{I think she's a she-male}

Oh, I just went to Taco Bell,
And Wendy's, too, Cuz' I like the smell.

Went to a McDonald's and found,
That my Quarter Pounder was bleeding.
You cretins messed up my beef, freak.
You guys gotta install a TV.
Went into a fast-food place.
Went and ordered some hot fresh hors d"ourves.
The cashiers thought I was crazy.
They strapped me up cuz' I walked in KFC, oh damn you!



Oh, I just went to Taco Bell,
And at Wendy's, it's clean like hell.
Oh, I went into a Pizza Hut,
And it's a sin, cuz' I'm a glut.

I'm eatin' by my thing.
Listenin' to Rage Against the Machine.
I wanna eat fast food junk.
It's not healthy, I feel fine.
Like the group Sublime.
Just give me enough time.
To finnish my fries, to eat these fries.


Paranoia, paranoia.
Everybody's wanting chicken wings.
>From Lee's Famous Recipe.
I'm goin' to my house where I'll hide.
I hear the vioces in my head.
I swear to Mom it sounds like they're whining.
They're screaming, "I'm hungry!".
The agony and irony, I'm so hungry.

Oh, I just went to Taco Bell,
And at Wendy's, it's clean like hell.
Oh, I went into a Pizza Hut,
And it's a sin, cuz' I'm a glut.

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Jonathan S. - May 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Just today, I heard the OS. You messed up on the pacing 2 or 3 times (just a little, though), so I'll give you...433.

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