Song Parodies -> Fast Food Sitta
| Original Song Title: | "Flagpole Sitta" |
| Original Performer: | Harvey Danger |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fast Food Sitta" |
| Parody Written by: | S.T.G. |
I had cravings for some cookin',
When I was drivin' my Cheve.
I got alittle bit hungry.
Want McDonalds or Wendy's.
Fast-food places have the grease,
I can't forget the time I was naughty.
With that big fryer hottie.
Who had a tattoo of beer on her arm.
{I think she's a she-male}
Oh, I just went to Taco Bell,
And Wendy's, too, Cuz' I like the smell.
Went to a McDonald's and found,
That my Quarter Pounder was bleeding.
You cretins messed up my beef, freak.
You guys gotta install a TV.
Went into a fast-food place.
Went and ordered some hot fresh hors d"ourves.
The cashiers thought I was crazy.
They strapped me up cuz' I walked in KFC, oh damn you!
Oh, I just went to Taco Bell,
And at Wendy's, it's clean like hell.
Oh, I went into a Pizza Hut,
And it's a sin, cuz' I'm a glut.
I'm eatin' by my thing.
Listenin' to Rage Against the Machine.
I wanna eat fast food junk.
It's not healthy, I feel fine.
Like the group Sublime.
Just give me enough time.
To finnish my fries, to eat these fries.
Paranoia, paranoia.
Everybody's wanting chicken wings.
>From Lee's Famous Recipe.
I'm goin' to my house where I'll hide.
I hear the vioces in my head.
I swear to Mom it sounds like they're whining.
They're screaming, "I'm hungry!".
The agony and irony, I'm so hungry.
Oh, I just went to Taco Bell,
And at Wendy's, it's clean like hell.
Oh, I went into a Pizza Hut,
And it's a sin, cuz' I'm a glut.
When I was drivin' my Cheve.
I got alittle bit hungry.
Want McDonalds or Wendy's.
Fast-food places have the grease,
I can't forget the time I was naughty.
With that big fryer hottie.
Who had a tattoo of beer on her arm.
{I think she's a she-male}
Oh, I just went to Taco Bell,
And Wendy's, too, Cuz' I like the smell.
Went to a McDonald's and found,
That my Quarter Pounder was bleeding.
You cretins messed up my beef, freak.
You guys gotta install a TV.
Went into a fast-food place.
Went and ordered some hot fresh hors d"ourves.
The cashiers thought I was crazy.
They strapped me up cuz' I walked in KFC, oh damn you!
Oh, I just went to Taco Bell,
And at Wendy's, it's clean like hell.
Oh, I went into a Pizza Hut,
And it's a sin, cuz' I'm a glut.
I'm eatin' by my thing.
Listenin' to Rage Against the Machine.
I wanna eat fast food junk.
It's not healthy, I feel fine.
Like the group Sublime.
Just give me enough time.
To finnish my fries, to eat these fries.
Paranoia, paranoia.
Everybody's wanting chicken wings.
>From Lee's Famous Recipe.
I'm goin' to my house where I'll hide.
I hear the vioces in my head.
I swear to Mom it sounds like they're whining.
They're screaming, "I'm hungry!".
The agony and irony, I'm so hungry.
Oh, I just went to Taco Bell,
And at Wendy's, it's clean like hell.
Oh, I went into a Pizza Hut,
And it's a sin, cuz' I'm a glut.
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Just today, I heard the OS. You messed up on the pacing 2 or 3 times (just a little, though), so I'll give you...433.
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