I'm An Old Sow Ham,
'Bout ten thousand gram,
And I taste real good
Baked with glaze n' jam

Been filleted right off from a Prize Fair Sow,
Tastier than deer, tastier than cow,
Just add some fixin's and dig in now,
Yummy yi yo ki yay,
Yummy yi yo ki yay

I'm An Old Sow Ham,
Served with candied yam
I been sugar cured,
By the Butcher, Sam

I can make ya' drool, cuz I taste just great,
I sure won't last long, once I hit your plate,
Cook me on your range, best you ever ate,
Yummy yi yo ki yay
Yummy yi yo ki yay

Tray me out with tongs, when the gourmet's show
They will pass bratwurst, tell the hot dogs, "No"
Cuz this Old Sow Ham's where they're gonna go,
Yummy yi yo ki yay
Yummy yi yo ki yay