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Song Parodies -> "Soap on a Rope"

Original Song Title:

"Pumps and a Bump"

Original Performer:

Hammer

Parody Song Title:

"Soap on a Rope"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Soap on a rope, Soap on a rope, we shower up with the Soap on a rope!
Soap on a rope, Soap on a rope, we shower up with the Soap on a rope!
Soap on a rope, Soap on a rope, we shower up with the Soap on a rope!
Soap on a rope, Soap on a rope, we shower up with the Soap on a rope!

I go to the bathroom take off all my clothes
In the shower hangs the soap on a rope
Work the bar with my two big hands, make up a good lather
if you drop it use the attached soap rope
You can touch this, nothing is amiss
Don't have to bend over play a game of Red Rover
Cause I come equipped, not a shrimp, and no bathtub slip, I suppose that you will flip

Soap on a rope, Soap on a rope, we shower up with the Soap on a rope!
Soap on a rope, Soap on a rope, we shower up with the Soap on a rope!
Soap on a rope, Soap on a rope, we shower up with the Soap on a rope!
Soap on a rope, Soap on a rope, we shower up with the Soap on a rope!

Soap on a rope, not anti-bacterial
More exciting than a daytime serial
It's making Mr. Clean an asset of P&G
Like nitrous oxide makes you go hee hee
When I bathe I take a shower (take a shower)
And I wind up smelling (like a fresh cut flower)
Just step right up to the girl who likes to mope
Tell her what's up you got the Soap on a rope

Men: Ooooh! Everyone for the rest of your life do some cleaning tonight!
Ladies! All everyone Mr. Clean is so tight he can rub it all night!
We gotta get the soap!

Soap on a rope, Soap on a rope, we shower up with the Soap on a rope!
Soap on a rope, Soap on a rope, we shower up with the Soap on a rope!
Soap on a rope, Soap on a rope, we shower up with the Soap on a rope!
Soap on a rope, Soap on a rope, we shower up with the Soap on a rope!

I don't like Ivory or Safeguard! (No!)
I like soap on a string and hard (Yeah!)
You gonna stink for a long while if you glad that you used Dial (Awwww!)
When you hear the water running on the tile floor
Don't get the soap in your eyes and get hypnotized
I will run the water and rinse my body thoroughly of suds
Keep em lathered up 'cause I know I'm cleaning
I put my fingerprints all over that bar
I'm clean as hell because I love the Soap on a rope! (Ow!)

Soap on a rope, Soap on a rope, we shower up with the Soap on a rope!
Soap on a rope, Soap on a rope, we shower up with the Soap on a rope!
Soap on a rope, Soap on a rope, we shower up with the Soap on a rope!
Soap on a rope, Soap on a rope, we shower up with the Soap on a rope!

Men: Ooooh! Everyone for the rest of your life do some cleaning tonight!
Ladies! All everyone Mr. Clean is so tight he can rub it all night!
We gotta get the soap!
trhall@stuart.iit.edu

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Rick James - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Hammer, you can't touch gangsta.

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