Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Max Payne"

Original Song Title:

"Nightrain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Max Payne"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

Shooting like a Max Payne
Popping all your blood vains
Throwing all the grenades
You don't wanna fight

Well i'm in a night club
With my pistol
Looking for the killer
Of my dear wife
Said im a mean machine
Burn you with gasoline
And dude I always have a spare knife
Theres one shot left
To shoot this ass
These bodies won't stop the pile
I shoot another man
And theres rounds to go
I shoot my shotguns with style
And I can shoot you honey
If you touch my money tonight

Night out late
Baby In a bloody street
I see rats with guns
Around my feet
Theres murders here and
I'll catch them by tonight

I'll be shooting like a Max Payne
Popping all your blood vains
Throwing all the grenades
You don't wanna fight

I am a Max Payne
Get your guns
I am a Max Payne
You should run
I am a Max Payne
Read to shoot and kill
Its such a thrill
I am a Max Payne
Running from cops
I am a Max Payne
I see all the bodies drop
I am a Max Payne
Finding the killer now

I'll be shooting like a Max Payne
Popping all your blood vains
Throwing all the grenades
You don't wanna fight

I am a Max Payne
And i'm in the clubs
I am a Max Payne
And I will kill all the slubs
I am a Max Payne
And your gonna get caught and burn
Max Payne
Get your guns
I am a Max Payne
You should run
I am a Max Payne

I am a Max Payne
Running from cops
I am a Max Payne
I see all the bodies drop
I am the Max Payne
I will, I will, I will, I will
Send you to jail

Am a Max Payne
Only hope
Ooh I am the Max Payne
Look its the Max Payne
All of our concern
Max Payne

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 1
 1
 
 4   0
 2
 0
 
 5   3
 1
 3
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Mikey Boy - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
o so u report an inaproiprient comment, y dont u answer me, wats ur problem

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/gunsnroses6.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 814