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Song Parodies -> "Leavin' with Heaven's Gate"

Original Song Title:

"Knockin' on Heaven's Door"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Leavin' with Heaven's Gate"

Parody Written by:

PikaJoe

The Lyrics

This is based on GNR's version that I like best. 20 years ago, a UFO based cult named Heaven's Gate led by Marshall Applewhite committed mass suicide because they thought a UFO from the Hale-Bopp comet would take them to a kingdom that is "beyond human level". This is from a cult member's point of view.
Marshall take my life from me
I’m not human anymore
Kingdom level, no one can see
Feels like I'm leavin' with Heaven’s Gate

Leave-leave-leavin’ with Heaven’s Gate
Leave-leave-leavin’ with Heaven’s Gate
Leave-leave-leavin’ with Heaven’s Gate
Leave-leave-leavin' with Heaven's Gate hey hey yeah!

Marshall, Earth is recycled around
I can't be here anymore
That U.F.O. is comin' down
Feels like I'm leavin’ with Heaven’s Gate

Leave-leave-leavin’ with Heaven’s Gate
Leave-leave-leavin’ with Heaven’s Gate
Leave-leave-leavin’ with Heaven’s Gate
Leave-leave-leavin’ with Heaven’s Gate

Applewhite speaking to his followers:

"You only have one last chance to leave
your vehicle behind 'cause it's time
to abandon the recycled Earth, the rank
past human level forever will change you.
You can’t stay here and follow us when you’re still alive"

Leave-leave-leavin’ with Heaven’s Gate, hey hey! Hey Hey yeah!
Leave-leave-leavin’ with Heaven’s Gate
Leave-leave-leavin’ with Heaven’s Gate, MMM yeah
Leave-leave-leavin’ with Heaven’s Gate
Leave-leave-leavin’ with Heaven’s Gate, no whoa oh.
Leave-leave-leavin’ with Heaven’s Gate
Leave-leave-leavin’ with Heaven’s Gate whoa oh yeah!

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