(Ant General)
“What we’ve got here is a couple on a double date.
Humans are the enemy!
So you must be careful, but don’t be weak
Our home, these people crushed it!
Storm their blanket!
Quick! Get out there, but don’t be too brutal men!”

We need the food they’re biting
And we’re prepared for fighting
Dropped the cigars they’re lighting
We’ve got burnt, and now this means war

We’ll drop in for a greeting
On the chips that you’re eating
Soon you will be retreating!
It didn’t work you stomped and swore

Who eats outside?!
Our home you squished, don’t run and hide
The Picnic war reigns on to gain our pride
We’ll remove you clods, and your food we’ll bite
Our Anthill’s gone, and we have cried
Made with our hands, a waste of time
Because it was squashed by your big behind
Us ants will guide our flies to your Picnic War!!!

(Guitar solo)

Did you drink that Pepsi can?
That crushed our Police Man
Who lead our cavalry of spiders!

Jack stole a few lima beans
And crawled on blue jeans
With your thumb you flicked him into a tree!

And the ants that pulled your lunchmeat ham
They all drowned in Ice Tea, cause of where they crawled
And learned they can’t trust humans
With a cup in their hands

But still we’ll keep fighting
In this war of Ants!!!

And

We shall win this Picnic War!
Phoned the Pentagon and made it secure!
Our insect army maybe smaller
Than that human one of yours
(Won’t Perish!)
We shall win this Picnic War!!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!!

We’ve got our Air Force stinging
Hornets our side is bringing
And we’ve got deer ticks clinging
Onto your butt with no remorse

Our soldiers stole your Cheetos
While you’re bit by the mosquitoes
You’ll need a guy like Neo
To fight us off, cause we’re hardcore!

Go eat inside!
Us bugs are strong when we’re combined!
The picnic wars rage on, but with different guys
Insects you’ve forgot at our great Campsite
Your KFC we’ve been denied!
And your soda cans leave us all supplied
You stuff your mouths just like a swine
Like Yogi Bear we will fight all these Picnic Wars!!!

“We practice destructive ant infestation on campers
And unwilling tourists
So we can thus get food to consume
And then that food we consume
As more campers take their chances
We get fatter”

We shall win this Picnic War!
It feeds us ants while your stomachs all roar
We’ll take your turkey club, and burgers
From your local grocery store
(It’s delish!)
We shall win this Picnic War!

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!

We ants win each Picnic War!
We ants win each Picnic War!
Chicks say, “Disgusting!” as ant soldiers
Run across their kitchen forks
(It tastes fresh!)
We shall win this Picnic War!!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

We’ll eat the riches of war

Oooooooooooo
We’ll eat the riches of war!
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum yum!

“What are Picnics without food anyway?”