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Song Parodies -> "Patient"

Original Song Title:

"Patience"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns 'n' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Patient"

Parody Written by:

Tom Dekock

The Lyrics

Patient
Kocktale

1,2,1,2,3,4
Shed a tear 'cause I'm almost broke
I'm a doc without work
Girl, there is no one getting sick now
Was a time when I was overworked
But now nobody needs a cure
Nobody has doubt s
about their hearts now
Said, woman, take it slow
don't work out all the time
All I need is just a little patient
Eat sugar, don't drive slow
And we come together fine
All I need is just a little patient
(patient)
Mm, yeah
I sit here on the stairs
'Cause I'm always left alone
If I can't heal you right now
I'll die, dear
Sometimes I get so tense
But I can't speed up the time
But you know, love
There's one more thing to consider
Said, woman, take it slow
Eat at McDonalds from time to time
You know all I need's a little patient
Eat more sugar, sniff some lime
Or get into a fight
You know I've got what it takes to heal it,
Please don't fake it,
When you break it
'cause I can't take it
...little patient, mm yeah, mm yeah
need a little patient, yeah
just a little patient, yeah
some more patients, yeah
need some patients, yeah
could use some patients, yeah
gotta have some patients, yeah
all it takes is patients,
just a little patient
is all I need
I'VE BEEN DRIVIN' THE STREETS AT NIGHT
JUST IGNORING EVERY RED LIGHT
IT'S HARD TO SEE WITH SO MANY AROUND
I THINK I'M GONNA DRIVE
THIS CAR IN THE CROWD
AND THE SALADS DON'T CHANGE
THEY ARE HEALTHY AS HELL
IF IT DOESN'T CHANGE NOW
EVERYBODY STAYS WELL
AND I NEED YOU
YEAH, YEAH, I NEED YOU
OO, I NEED YOU
WHOA, I NEED YOU
OO, ALL THIS TIME

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