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Song Parodies -> "Welcome To Mcdonalds"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome To The Jungle"

Original Performer:

Guns And Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome To Mcdonalds"

Parody Written by:

Dark Helix

The Lyrics

a parody of 'welcome to the jungle' by guns and roses. inspired by the hilarious mini-toon, showcased on MTVs turn on toon in drop out. if you have heard the song (it is widely known) then you will understand the rythms and stuff. if not, then do so, and i think it still works when simply read without music, enjoy it as a poem. i would have to say, this is the poem i am most pround of. enjoy. also, go to jrobinson.deviantart.com for more of my poems.
Welcome to McDonlads
may i take your order please?
you can have a big mac meal
or a hamburger with cheese

although we'll spit on your mcnuggets
and drop your burgers on the floor
but as long as you've got money honey
i'd feed it to you raw

at McDonalds,
welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pleease pleease
(oowah) i, i wanta take your cash

welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order please?
you can have happy meal
but you'll probabaly get rabies

we'll cook anything we find
as long as you will eat it
we'll put Rats and cats and dogs and hamsters
in a chicken nugget

at McDonalds,
welcome to McDonalds
your my, my, my, my assistant cashier
(oowah) i, i wanta take your cash

weird guitar solo

welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order please?
you can have a cheeseburger
that comes with rat faeces

you could have a happy meal
but it wouldn't make you happy.
i wouldn't try the chicken wings
they taste incredibly crappy

at McDonalds,
welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pleease pleease
(oowah) i'm gunna take your cash

weird guitar solo

if you work here
you'll remain a virgin
vir-gin
vir-gin
vir-gin
vir-gin

weird guitar solo

you know where you are?
you're at McDonalds baby
you're gunna some form of mild poisoniiiiiiiiinnnng

at McDonalds,
welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pleease pleease

at McDonalds
welcome to McDonalds
your my, my, my, my assistant cashier

at McDonalds,
welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pleease pleease

now at McDonalds
welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order,
i'm gonna take your order NOW!!!
HUUGGGRR!!!!

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 51

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Phil Alexander - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Might be wrong, but I think this is the fourth "Welcome to McDonalds" to this tune, and they're all different - I think this is possibly the most extreme of the lot, but it's got some wonderful lines in. Is this your first parody?
Jonathan C. - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
As usual, I had issues with pacing. But very funny.
Michael Pacholek - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
5 Golden Arches.
John Barry - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm lovin' it.
2Eagle - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever grossology. Now, try Bob's in Toluca Lake.
dark helix (the guy who wrote this) - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah, this is my first parody, but far from my first poem. im currently working on a parody of grease lightning (greasy breakfast) i guess everyone exept the author has issues with pacing.
Joelle - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Gross and funny! 5's!
Shariff - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
IVE GOT BETTER WELCOME TO MCDONALDS WE HAVE FRENCHY FRIES WEVE GOT EVRY THING U WANT AND WE CAN MAKE IT SUPERSIZE
Forrest Emerine - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey! Nice parody. I hope that you've never seen my {Business Is Dumb=http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/pinkfloyd15.shtml} parody, or you could call this plagerism. But I AM glad that we have the same thoughts about crappy service. I just didn't get the "virgin" line. Explanation, please? Great job, 5-5-5!
Forrest (yeah the guy who left the last comment) - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Firstly, sorry about the HTML tag. I hoped it'd work. That means go to the website after the = sign, then take off the brace at the end, and you'll go there. I also forgot to say that there were a few lines in this parody that ARE (I would use bold print, but last time I did, it messed it up, and everytime someone left a comment, it was in bold, 'til ChuckyG fixed it. Thanks, Chuck! ( - : ) a little off pace, liker others said. But good job overall, I'll be reading your poems soon!
dark helix - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
well actually, there are loads of these parodies around, so everyone is due for a bit of plagarism.
mwagggs - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
A suggestion for part of the parody When your down and your... Having a Big Mac... Attack... Attack... Attack .... ahhhhhhhh yea yeahhhhhh !!! Welcome to McDonalds, Welcome to McDonalds
Hannah - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
There's also a hand game that goes: Welcome to Mcdonalds, may I take your order? Cheeseburger, Curly fries, Doctor pepper, Apple Pie. Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot. (Winner of rock, paper, scissors): I win you lose now you've got a big bruise (Lightly hits loser on the forehead.) or, You lose, I win fair and square, now it's time to pull your hair (Lightly pull loser's hair.)
LORD - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
GREAT!!!
mart - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
my game is........ welcome to mcdonalds may i take your order? big mac special snack french fries apple pie rock paper scicors shoo!
Bon Qui Qui - April 19, 2015 - Report this comment
There were a bunch of spelling errors, such as "Mcdonlads". But it was okay.

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