Welcome to McDonlads
may i take your order please?
you can have a big mac meal
or a hamburger with cheese

although we'll spit on your mcnuggets
and drop your burgers on the floor
but as long as you've got money honey
i'd feed it to you raw

at McDonalds,
welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pleease pleease
(oowah) i, i wanta take your cash

welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order please?
you can have happy meal
but you'll probabaly get rabies

we'll cook anything we find
as long as you will eat it
we'll put Rats and cats and dogs and hamsters
in a chicken nugget

at McDonalds,
welcome to McDonalds
your my, my, my, my assistant cashier
(oowah) i, i wanta take your cash

weird guitar solo

welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order please?
you can have a cheeseburger
that comes with rat faeces

you could have a happy meal
but it wouldn't make you happy.
i wouldn't try the chicken wings
they taste incredibly crappy

at McDonalds,
welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pleease pleease
(oowah) i'm gunna take your cash

weird guitar solo

if you work here
you'll remain a virgin
vir-gin
vir-gin
vir-gin
vir-gin

weird guitar solo

you know where you are?
you're at McDonalds baby
you're gunna some form of mild poisoniiiiiiiiinnnng

at McDonalds,
welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pleease pleease

at McDonalds
welcome to McDonalds
your my, my, my, my assistant cashier

at McDonalds,
welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pleease pleease

now at McDonalds
welcome to McDonalds
may i take your order,
i'm gonna take your order NOW!!!
HUUGGGRR!!!!