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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Poop"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Dance"

Original Performer:

Guineses

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Poop"

Parody Written by:

Skittle

The Lyrics

Hot sun beating down
Constipated gotta find a town

Hot sun making me cramp
Gotta find a toilet or I’ll regret

I can't poop, I can't crap
Only thing about me is the way I strain
I can't sh**, I can't dump
I'm just sittin here yelling my abc’s
AAAAAAA!!!
BBBBBBB!!!
CCCCCC!!!

No pants sittin on the can
can’t push it out it’s hurtin man

I gotta body under my shirt
but all I wanna do is get the Hershey squirts

I can't poop, I can't crap
Only thing about me is the way I strain
I can't sh**, I can't dump
I'm just sittin here yelling my abc’s
DDDDDDDD!!!
EEEEEEEE!!!
FFFFFFF!!!


Oh I wanna poop sooo bad
you never know who's watchin me

HHHHHHHH!!!
IIIIIIIIIII!!!
JJJJJJJJ!!!

Young as I am I should be poopin okay
a football shaped turd should be comin my way

Big farts, keep shooting out
Damn I gotta sh** hurry now!

I can't poop, I can't crap
Only thing about me is the way I strain
I can't sh**, I can't dump
I'm just sittin here yelling my abc’s
KKKKKKKK!!!
LLLLLLLL!!!
MMMMMM!!!

Oh I wanna poop sooo bad
you never know who's watchin me
A perfect poopy
with a perfect brown - uh-huh.
NNNNNNNNN!!!
OOOOOOOO!!!
PPPPPPPP!!!

No, I can't poop, I can't crap
The only thing about me is the way I strain
No, I can't sh**, I can't dump
I'm just sittin here yelling my abc’s
QQQQQQQQ!!!
RRRRRRRR!!!
SSSSSSSS!!!
TTTTTTTT!!!
UUUUUUUU!!!
VVVVVVVVV!!!

But I can piss atleast
No I can't sh**
WWWWWWW!!!
No, no, no I can't poop
XXXXXXX!!!
No I said I can't sh**
YYYYYYY!!!
ZZZZZZZ!!!
But I… oh, wait, I just did!


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Peregrin - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
"Guineses"? LOL! Methinks you may have had too many of them. That, or the issue that is the subject of your parody is causing pressure on your brain :) I think the final line summed it all up. I find it very amusing however that a Britney Spears album cover appears with this parody :)

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