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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Cut Class"

Original Song Title:

"Nice Guys Finish Last"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Cut Class"

Parody Written by:

Pink Panther

The Lyrics

This is an ode to my evil art teacher, Mrs. Robinson.* Seriously, she yells at me and stuff when I'm not even doing anything! Like if I space off for two seconds, some voice seems to go off in her head and say, "Time to yell!" But, like all mean teachers, she doesn't realize it. She says "It's your fault, not mine." Yeah, but could you try being a little nicer?!
Green Day fans, don't get mad, because Green Day is my favorite band. This song just works for my parody. Enjoy!
*Name has been changed. LOL
I wanna cut class.
Art's a pain in the ass.
My mean teacher is getting left behind.
Sometimes I'm at my best, when she's at her worst
I feel really mad, like a bear poked with a stick.

[CHORUS:]
Teacher gonna look at me at me and tell me she hates me.
I'm so frickin' sick of her I could cry.
Every student can cut class and now I'm cutting, too.
I never knew that she'd hate me this much.
Oh, I wanna cut class.
Art's a pain in the ass.
Don't yell at me this much, you might hurt my ears.

Giving me commands.
Slapping me on the hands.
You're being mean and saying it's my fault.
When you feel the need
Yell till my ears bleed
You lose your self control
And you got no brain.

[CHORUS:]
Teacher gonna look at me at me and tell me she hates me.
I'm so frickin' sick of her I could cry.
Every student can cut class and now I'm cutting, too.
I never knew that she'd hate me this much.
Oh, I wanna cut class.
Art's a pain in the ass.
Don't yell at me this much, you might hurt my ears.

Oh, I wanna cut class.
Art's a pain in the ass.
Don't yell at me this much, you might hurt my ears.

Oh, I wanna cut class.
Art's a pain in the ass.
Don't yell at me this much, you might hurt my ears.

Oh, I wanna cut class.
Art's a pain in the ass.
Don't yell at me this much, you might hurt my ears.


I could have put "(repeat twice)" at the end of this song, but whatever, I like to spell it out for people, LOL. No, my teacher doesn't tell me she hates me or anything, but I can tell she does. And yeah, she has a brain. I was exaggerating about those. But, yeah, that was my fantasy of cutting class. I'd do it, but all the exits are surrounded by classrooms. There's a Quizno's across the street, though. I'd probably go there. Maybe I'll do it! LOL. So, yeah, I hope you enjoyed it, especially those of you who dream of cutting class. Vote and leave comments, and tell me if you can relate!P.S. I know the pacing might be a little off, but it's pretty close.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Someone - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
My Bio teacher is sooooooooooooooo evil! She'd make any teacher (including yours, I bet) look like an angel! What's your art teacher's real name?
Pink Panther - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll never tell. LOL. I couldn't, because there is a slight chance that she's reading this.
Nicky - February 04, 2006 - Report this comment
you want an evil teacher my teacher yells at me even when it's not my fault for something that happened
TheCoffinRobber - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm very sorry, but your pacing just didn't do it.
Stinky Marshmellow - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
nah, I thought it was good ^_^
Pink Panther - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Someone, LOL I'll never tell what my art teacher's real name is, but no teacher could really make my art teacher look like an angel, even with your apparently evil Bio teacher. Nicky, my teacher gets like that sometimes, too. Don't you just want to yell "SHUT UP!!!" at her sometimes? CoffinRobber, I suck at pacing because it doesn't rhyme, and no song is perfect for a parody. Thanks, Stinky Marshmellow, for the compliment, I love your Hilary Duff parody "Make Up". Guess what, everyone? I cut class!!! Well, no, not really, I got sick. But I missed my art test! YAY! Next year we get to choose our electives and I am NOT choosing art. Okay, *groan* gotta go do my make up work.

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