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Song Parodies -> "The Whoa-Man"

Original Song Title:

"The Grouch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"The Whoa-Man"

Parody Written by:

The Masked Potato

The Lyrics

This is the story of a man who wants to be a woman. I realize the pacing is a bit off, but just play with it, and it'll work out. Please rate and leave comments. THANK YOU!
I was a young boy who had a plan,
I wanted to grow up to be a woman
I told my mom, she flipped out on me
And told me I need therapy

I met this guy who liked my , "double D's"
We hung out 'til quarter to 3
He was fine 'til I took off my pants
And said, "I've yet to get my surgery"

Brand new dress and a shitload of high heels
I'm planning to get my balls removed too

That guy sat down and started to gag
I asked him if he had a problem with my sac
He just sat there and barfed near me
And now that guy's in therapy
Well whatever 'cuz my surgery's done
And now I'm hotter than every friggin' one.
My mom is now ok with me
But that guy's still in therapy.

Brand new dress and a shitload of high heels
I went to go get my balls removed too


I was a young boy who had a plan,
I wanted to grow up to be a woman
My mom is now ok with me
But that guy's still in therapy.




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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Dotcom - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I see you've got some serious problems and i just thought you should know that 'plan' and 'woman' don't rhyme This parody was putrid
danni - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
sounds just like king for a day haha nice x
The Masked Potato - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey dotcom. When I say I it doesn't mean I'm talking about myself. And yes, go look in a rhyming dictionary, "plan" and "woman" do rhyme. You need to live a little.

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