To camp is where we're headed
Whole group's in a hurry
Need a tent to pitch right now, yeah
There it is.

So we try to put it up now
But it keeps falling down.
One fell down the well right over there
But oh, we got a spare

Marshmellows getting stale
Tonight I'm eating smores
Fermented Rice Krispies Treats
Poison Oak, No!

There's a tent that fell down the mountain
And it used to be here
My patience is now gone
Oh yeah, I said, camping trips stink!

Now our tent is permanently bent.
Away we're going, we're not pitchin' a tent.

There's a bear that fell down the mountain
To the car we are running
My patience is now gone
I said, Go!

Now our tent is permanently bent.
Away we're going, we're not pitchin' a tent.
Pitchin' a tent
Pitchin' a tent
Pitchin' a tent
Pitchin' a tent
Pitchin' a tent
Pitchin' a tent
Pitchin' a tent