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Song Parodies -> "John 4th Kerry"

Original Song Title:

"Basket Case"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"John 4th Kerry"

Parody Written by:

Joebean1988

The Lyrics

Hey if Green Day wants to go all anti bush let them. But they would never expect an anty kerry parody made out of one of their greatest hits.
Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About a war that was thirty years be-for
No body even caries
Room full of blank stares
My name and rank is all forgotten lore

Sometimes I put people to sleep
The whole c-o-u-n-tar-y
I don't ever flip-flop
More waffles than IHOP
I like getting high
AND IM'E SO STONED

I went to D.C.
To analyze my dreams
The whole trips sponsored by Mrs. Heinz
I won three purple hearts
Don't know what for, brain farts
Annalists say that I'm out of my mind

Sometimes I put people to sleep
The whole c-o-u-n-tar-y
I don't ever flip-flop
More waffles than IHOP
I like getting high
yeah Yeah YEAH

Edwards is a man
But I wana hold his hand

Sometimes I put people to sleep
The whole c-o-u-n-tar-y
I don't ever flip-flop
More waffles than IHOP
I like getting high
AND IM'E SO STONED
Got any problems with the song you can shuve it up your Dem-o-crap noes(C) 2004 <-- Plez dont steal

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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Joebean1988 - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
sorry to all ye who are reading this: Country was ment to be dwrawn out, not spelled out. also there are other gramatical and spelling errors. sorry guys.
drewster the rooster - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
yeh, i got a slight problem with the song that i feel like telling u instead of shoving it up my democrat nose, not that im a democrat, but anyway. if u cant take a bit of criticism then dont put the comment section on dope, or do u just want ppl to blow ur trumpet? first of all u use too many of the original lines, second of all political parodies r sposed to use facts and poke fun at wot really happened, so wots up with this analyzing dreams and brain fart stuff? actually i gave u a 3 for pacing but that should hav been a 4 or maybe a 5 coz that was pretty good, sorry bout that, overall though, i dont like it. go kerry, bush is a knob
joebean1988 - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
He wont tell us that two of his purple heart were self inflicted, if that isn't a brain fart than what is. and since so many of the original lines related to his life (ie. the stoned par, the wining part) they didint need to be changed. I dont think he shoul be in office. Even though I'm too young to vote, I can still call em as I see em. and this is how I see em.
jenn is me - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
i love your song man!!! lol
Stub Pid Idiot - October 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Someone should have made a response to this called Bushket Case!

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