He took a knife,
and slit his sister in her throat.
When you first meet him,
he's as harmless as a goat.
Until then,
he impales you on his knife.
He does all this,
because of his mental strife.

Chorus: I know you're unpredictable.
I hope you'll spare my life.
I hope you do not hack me with your knife.

So grab you carving knife,
and William Shatner mask.
He'll cut your face open,
with razors and sharp glass.
He'll cut open your stomach,
till' he see's some bile.
He does all this,
cause' it's worth all his while.

(Repeat Chorus 2X)