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Song Parodies -> "Michael Meyers(Hack Me With Your Knife)"

Original Song Title:

"Good Riddance(Time Of Your Life)"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Meyers(Hack Me With Your Knife)"

Parody Written by:

Josh Bain

The Lyrics

For fans of the Halloween films, or fans of John Carpenter.
He took a knife,
and slit his sister in her throat.
When you first meet him,
he's as harmless as a goat.
Until then,
he impales you on his knife.
He does all this,
because of his mental strife.

Chorus: I know you're unpredictable.
I hope you'll spare my life.
I hope you do not hack me with your knife.

So grab you carving knife,
and William Shatner mask.
He'll cut your face open,
with razors and sharp glass.
He'll cut open your stomach,
till' he see's some bile.
He does all this,
cause' it's worth all his while.

(Repeat Chorus 2X)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Billie Joe Armstrong - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
michael meyers is the best.
Bubba & Opie - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Bubba: hey this is bubba t. picadilly. this song is one of the best ive read. don't u think so opie? Opie: yes i like green day... even tho i dont know who day is... Bubba: shut up or i'll smack you Opie: but bubba thats my job at night...
Jonathan S. - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Gross. You may have kept the pacing the same, but........ewwww. Still, it's a hair less graphic than your "Evil Dead Pt. 1" parody.
Laura - February 19, 2011 - Report this comment
I love this . I also love the title . great words too. I like michael myers he is one of my favorite horror movie characters. But Freddy Krueger is my #1 favorite . I like the first freddy krueger better the remake and the remake was crap.

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