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Song Parodies -> "Fat Guys Finish Last"

Original Song Title:

"Nice Guys Finish Last"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Guys Finish Last"

Parody Written by:

Elf The Newfie

The Lyrics

really it should be "fat and smelly guys finish last" but that doesnt flow....
Fat guys finish last,
You're running out of gas,
Your extra weight will get you left behind.
Athletes are the best,
Your fat @$$ is the worst,
You feel washed up,
But you haven't bathed in weeks.

Deep fry cooker,
I'm letting you go,
Cause I am getting fat.
I have more pounds than ways of slimming out.
Every joke can have It's truth,
My flab is the punch line.
I'll eat fewer salted pork rinds.

Oh fat guys finish last,
When fit guys have a blast.
Don't go for a walk,
you might pass out.

Your stomach gives commands,
People don't shake your hand,
Kissin up nobody but bleeding lard.
Food is all you need,
Bite the hand that feeds.
Wonder why there's teeth stuck in your hand?

i love that one, just dont steal my parodies....

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Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 9

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Olvan The Terrible - March 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Is this supposed to make fun of the people who bash fat people, or is it supposed to make fun of the fat people themselves? Because it rings true in today's weight-obsessed society. Your parody, whether satirical or not, represents the voice of the "beautiful people" majority.
John Harvey - March 03, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody is a bit harsh on obese people, but one has to acknowledge that it is not a good thing to be fat. I wouldn't mind being fat if health wasn't an issue. You shouldn't bash obese people like you shouldn't bash anorexics (ignore the poor spelling).
Elf The Newfie - March 04, 2003 - Report this comment
actually, im positive that i shouldnt be posting a comment on my own parody but its not to praise it, its to say that i was motivated to do this by thinking about all the lazy and obese people that i've come in contact with and they all had quite similar qualities. they had their own distinct, and horrible, smell that stood out among them. im not trying to insult them but its to make them aware of what others think, not necessarily having to be me, but i cannot consider this harsh compared to what ive heard in the past two years.
norman k - March 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Uh, excuse me, but I am obese (200+ pounds) and I am not at all "lazy" or smelly. I've worked all my life--not sponged-off of the government--and I take at least one bath or shower every day. I use deodorant and other types of "body fresheners". Heavy people do tend to sweat easier in hot weather, so concientious people would use powder, or something similar to prevent that. It is really ridiculous to lump everyone in the same category--it's as stupid and ignorant as saying all members of certain minority groups have the same traits. Fat people have feelings, too. There are those, of course, who choose to be lazy and stuff their faces all day. I am not one of those, so I don't appreciate comments like the above.
smitty - March 29, 2003 - Report this comment
well, maybe he hasnt come in contact with you or considered you when he wrote it.

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