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Song Parodies -> "Bad Cooking (I Dont Want to Die)"

Original Song Title:

"Good Ridence (The Time Of Your Life)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Cooking (I Dont Want to Die)"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

Hello fellow Amirighters, this song is a parody about a family that has had enough of moms horrible and not so healthy cooking. Anyways it will also be recorded and submitted in the message board. So anyways Peace---Ghetto John :::GJ2K3:::
Another tuesday night a fork stuck in my mouth
mom called me in the house and fed me sour crout
i made the best of that meal and almost died
it tasted like chicken but it was barely even fried

well dinners unpredictable
what will we have tonight
Im sorry mom but i dont want to die

So take the rotten clams and throw them in the trash
if you love your kids buy new food and spend cash
hot frogs and poisoned chili all fried on the grill
no there not worth it if it is our final meal

well dinners unpredictable
what will we have tonight
Im sorry mom but i dont want to die

well dinners unpredictable
what will we have tonight
Im sorry mom but i dont want to die

well dinners unpredictable
what will we have tonight
Im sorry mom but i dont want to die

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 16

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Jordan - January 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Saurkraut man. and Riddance. But good parody overall.
Mike Florio - January 23, 2003 - Report this comment
pretty funny...Great pacing!
Jon - January 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Work on your spelling, but I do like the song!
Ghetto John - February 02, 2003 - Report this comment
um just so you know, hot frogs was on purpose : )
I wish I was Fifi Trixibelle - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
My Future Step-Mother is abit of a freak when it comes to foods, so I can relate very well to these songs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great Job Johnny Boy!!!!!!!!!!!! :) I was Wondering! Are you John Deacon's legs???????????? What great legs that bloke has!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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