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Song Parodies -> "Dressed In Lace"

Original Song Title:

"Basket Case"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Dressed In Lace"

Parody Written by:

some dude

The Lyrics

Yes, this is rather stereotypical and I apologize if I offend any gay people... (I'm not gay BTW...)
Do you have the time?
To listen to my rhyme
About my sexual orientation?
I am one of those
Homosexual dudes
Feminine to the bone
No doubt about it

I give homophobes the creeps
You should hear my girly scream
Yes I'm gay I know
Elton John's my hero
My mom thinks I'm just strange
But I'm a fag

On my tongue I have clips
To give myself a lisp
My dad wonders why I'm never on a date
I love Sailor Moon
My closet will be empty soon
I'm coming out before it becomes too late

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.2
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 5

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 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   1

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