I've been a nerdy weirdo for far too long
Please listen to my tale, it's written here in song
You see, I found a special type of book
From page one on, I was truly hooked

The books are unpredictable
I read them every night
I'm cuddling with Twilight tonight

The next thing I knew, I was on my way to Forks
Surrounded by some really nerdy Twilight dorks (snort)
Just why I came from so far away
To see some logging trucks, I really cannot say

At Forks I gave away my soul
Beneath the New Moon's night
I'm cuddling with Twilight tonight

I read them so much I sparkle in the sun
I find myself wearing white make-up for fun
I thought I knew what obsession was about
They never taught me about this in Boy Scouts

My skin is out of my control
Its tone is pasty white
I'm cuddling with Twilight tonight

So girls, if you think that Edward Cullen's hot
I'm here to tell you that you don't have a shot
He's found his true love, it's obvious to see
So do me a favor: don't take him away from me

Those eyes are irresistable
I'm waiting for his bite
I'm cuddling with Edward tonight