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Song Parodies -> "I Sleep With Children's Toys Every Night"

Original Song Title:

"Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"I Sleep With Children's Toys Every Night"

Parody Written by:

Kody's Pencer

The Lyrics

THIS IS NOT AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY
Another day in jail, my time has just begun
Doing time for what I thought was harmless fun
He told me he was eight but I heard eighteen
Then his dad came in and kicked me in the spleen

They say I'm unpredictable
They say that I'm not right
I sleep with children's toys every night

I have some photographs and candy all aligned
Sitting on a shelf, now is that such a crime?
Somehow the cops found out, and now I'm on trial
From the looks of things, I'll be locked up for a while

They say I'm unpredictable
They say that I'm not right
I sleep with children's toys every night

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Kyle Ulrich - May 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Holy crap this is the best thing ever
moretolove - May 26, 2008 - Report this comment
dude you rock
marshall - May 26, 2008 - Report this comment
lol for the line about getting kicked in the spleen put this on your myspace tho
LittleLEGOcakes - May 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Ouch . . . Watch out for ~LEGOs~ under the sheets!
Agrimorfee - May 28, 2008 - Report this comment
...or Tinkertoys.
Aimiya - June 01, 2008 - Report this comment
"Kicked him in the spleen" Tee hee! ^.~
sucksess - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
sumit this to wierd al your fricken amazing
joe - November 11, 2008 - Report this comment
i read this and pissed because i was so happy ;)
UnKnownVotress - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, . . . . ever roll over on a BarbieDoll ? ? ? Owwwwwch !

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