-> "Wardrobe At Discount Price"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome To Paradise"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Wardrobe At Discount Price"
The Lyrics
In college
My cash flow is binding
It’s been three whole days
And my need of money shows
Spent cash on beer, pizza, and condoms
For me to live here I need to sell my clothes
Damn, I’ve hit several new lows
Mom and dad are acting too cheap
Called them on the phone
They said: “That’s tough”
Some great advice!
I want to show you what
I’m wearing
Now
Because I’m broke
Wardrobe At Discount Price
Salvation Army gives donations
Someone’s old ripped up pants and boxers are my own
It sure is itchy down on my rear
For some weird reason I’m now
Getting some spare dough
I must look like a hobo
Robbed my roommate for some clothing
Sadly she’s a chick
A skirt low-cut
And fishnet tights
I wish I could go nude
But college
Here
Has a dress code
Wardrobe At Discount Price
(Solo)
Need quarters
I can’t do my laundry
It’s been six whole months since
I’ve seen our dorm-room floor
It makes me wonder how I live here
My explanation’s I can’t
Smell things with my nose
Since my socks have decomposed
I wear costumes took from backstage
Dressed like Sherlock Holmes
Some say: “You’re nuts”
“Out of your mind”
So come and take a view
Of what us
Undergrads
Call home
Living At Discount Price
Ooooh…
Discount Price
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