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Song Parodies -> "Monopoly"

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Green Day

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The Lyrics

I cannot win at monopoly
I land on other's property
down with that chest of community
'cuz I cannot win at monopoly

I rolled eleven, B&O railroad
down a hundred bucks
landed on the water works
a twenty-dollar fee
free parkings where it goes
go strait to jail, do not collect
and so the story goes

I cannot win at monopoly
I don’t own any property
but the electric company
I cannot win at monopoly

had to pay a fine for the income that I earned
the chance ain't on my side
and my patience is now low
as I watch my money go

one spot, one roll
till I can free park
blinded by the sight of avenue New York
small green hotels
an orange colony
a fee for all
F*** you all
no money left for me

I cannot win at monopoly
I mortgaged all of my property
I feel bad for my dog-shaped piece
'cuz I cannot win at monopoly

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Jonathan S. - May 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Man, I wish I knew TOS! Still, a good parody with two gaffs: 1) You typed "strait" as in body of water when you meant "straight" as in "straight line." And 2) It could have done without the "F*** you all" line.
Chris - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
lol i feel that way sometimes when i have bad luck at the game...great job...keep writing.

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