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Song Parodies -> "Showbiz Is All Crap"

Original Song Title:

"Nice Guys Finish Last"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Showbiz Is All Crap"

Parody Written by:

Andrew Haworth

The Lyrics

Don't go into showbiz! (I like spelling 'showbiz' with a z. It looks cool.)
Anorexic past
Super models all fast
You'll get kicked out of this if you don't know.
Sometimes they're at their best, when they feel the worst
It's just a Hollywood gag, yes it's true.

Cook them in a pot until they're completely baked
That will not take long cause they're on drugs
Stardom has it's limits, and you better not push them
You'll be the real dead one in this movie

Oh Anorexic past, supermodels all fast
You'll get kicked out of this if you don't know.

Living on command
That's what all stardom is
All you do's kiss and bleed up all your trust.
Bad ol scripts you need
To get your lines okay
You'll lose your memory
And all your trust.

Cook them in a pot until they're completely baked
That will not take long cause they're on drugs
Stardom has it's limits, and you better not push them
You'll be the real dead one in this movie

Oh Anorexic past, supermodels all fast
You'll get kicked out of this if you don't know.

Oh Anorexic past, supermodels all fast
You'll get kicked out of this if you don't know.

Oh Anorexic past, supermodels all fast
You'll get kicked out of this if you don't know.

Oh Anorexic past, supermodels all fast
You'll get kicked out of this if you don't know.



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