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Song Parodies -> "Strained Poo"

Original Song Title:

"Brain Stew"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Strained Poo"

Parody Written by:

Cole Wissel

The Lyrics

I'm doing this for my good old friend, the caca man, you can find this song at soundclick.com/thecacaman and look under music.
I'm having trouble trying to shit,
when i go to the jon and sit,
as time ticks by,
still i try (uhhhhhh),
i need some laxadist right now,

to help me go on the throne.

(uhhhhhhh)

my hole feels like its gunna bleed,
five hours on the toilet seat,
my ass is numb,
and still no dung,
ill push and push til it will come,
on my own, on the throne!

its been like this for several weeks,
no poo has come out of my cheeks,
i feel the pain,
when i strain, (uhhhhh)
i have this problem everday,
on my own, on the throne!

my hole feels like its gunna bleed,
five hours on the toilet seat,
my ass is numb,
and still no dung,
ill push and push til it will come (uhhhhh),
on my own on the throne!!!!

(guitar verse)

sssounnndcliiickkkkkk dot com slash the caca maaaaannnnn heeehhhhh uhhh *kerplunk*
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Jonathan S. - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
That Is THE Most Pathetic Thing I've Ever Seen.

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