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Song Parodies -> "Farscape"

Original Song Title:

"Longview"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Farscape"

Parody Written by:

Brian Kelly

The Lyrics

I sit around and fix my ship, 'cause it's not working.
Adjust the mixture for an arn or two.
Caught up in more Peacekeeper plots.
I'm getting tired of all this yotz.
I ask Rygel to lend a hand, but he's frellin' lazy.

Fix my ship, return to Earth.
Take me back to my place of birth.
The Peacekeepers, I'll leave behind.

Pilot activates starburst, and gets us moving.
I cannot figure it out myself.
I met a guy just like my dad.
Was wormhole knowledge he had.
He showed he how to make wormholes,
but I lost the key.

Fix my ship, return to Earth.
Take me back to my place of birth.
The Peacekeepers, I'll leave behind.
Now, meet the crew.

D'Argo's a big, bad Luxan.
Zahan is a bald, blue Delvan.
Rygel's a Hynerian.
I kissed my Sebacean.

Rygel sits in a floating chair, and shouts complaints.
I call him Sparky, call him what I will.
Scorpius wants help with wormholes,
and then puts coolant in his skull.
He left a clone inside my brain.
It drives me frellin' crazy.

Fix my ship, return to Earth.
Take me back to my place of birth.
The Peacekeepers, I'll leave behind.
They look like humans, but they're not kind.

Fix my ship, return to Earth.
Take me back to my place of birth.
The Peacekeepers, I'll leave behind.

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