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Song Parodies -> "Give Up the Toad!"

Original Song Title:

"You're the One That I want"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Give Up the Toad!"

Parody Written by:

Funny Diva

The Lyrics

Yes people, this is the song that's a parody of the world famous song from Grease, that premiere's on Family Guy. Sing along if you'd like! This song is hilarious!
It'll spread chills
all through your body
and you'll lose
all control
of your bladder
and your sphinkter
(not sure if sphinkter is spelled right)
thats your butthole

Cause, if you use toad
then I'm tellin you
you can kiss your life goodbye

Yeah when you use toad
it'll mess you up
It'll make your mama cry
thats no lie
you'll choke on your tongue and die

Gotta give it up
(give up the toad now)
its no joke
buddy give it up
(give up the toad now)
or you'll croak
buddy give it up
(give up the toad now)
and dont smoke
or you'll see
it hurts to pee

There'll be blood
gushing from you
everytime that you cough
and forget getting lucky
it falls off

So you better wise up
cause I'm tellin you
toad is one lando forbids

Gotta give it all up
or your gonna see
your whole life will hit the skids
and your kids
will be born without eyelids

Gotta give it up
(give up the toad now)
(thanks to you)
gotta give it up
just give it up
(give up the toad now)
(thanks to you)
give it up
(give up the toad now)

I'm no fool
Landos cool
To find this song... Go to and type in family guy (lyrics). Then go to the link that says Family Guy Lyrics ll Family Guy Song Lyrics.Then go to the link saying Give Up the Toad!

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

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