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Song Parodies -> "(They Couldn't) Stop That Ship From Stinking"

Original Song Title:

"King of Wishful Thinking"

Original Performer:

Go West

Parody Song Title:

"(They Couldn't) Stop That Ship From Stinking"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Carnival Triumph sewage problem was actually worse than the fire!!!
Carnival Triumph boat did reek
Due to the toilet overflows
And who could miss the piss flowing freely
Down walls to the decks below
The foul stench meant that no food was kept down
I puked all over myself…

With all that poop… It made me ill
Thank God the ship wasn’t sinking
But I’ll tell you what was also true:
they couldn’t stop that ship from stinking
All the passengers were vomiting

Human waste was all over my shoes
Sewage was just flowing free
And in my eyes were Mexican flies
Thank God for a strong Gulf breeze…
A stench so foul my food came up
I puked all over myself…

With all that poop… It made me ill
Thank God the ship wasn’t sinking
But I’ll tell you what was also true:
they couldn’t stop that ship from stinking
With all that poop… It made me ill
Thank God the ship wasn’t sinking
But I’ll tell you what was also true:
they couldn’t stop that ship from stinking

I will never, ever take another cruise
Thinking of sh*t ooze

The foul stench meant no food was kept down
I puked all over myself…

With all that poop… It made me ill
Thank God the ship wasn’t sinking
But I’ll tell you what was also true:
they couldn’t stop that ship from stinking
All the passengers were vomiting

With all that poop… It made me ill
A stench so foul my food came up
I’ll never take another cruise
they couldn’t stop that ship from stinking

With all that poop…
Carnival Triumph was reeking
from Number Ones and Number Twos
All the passengers were vomiting

With all that poop… It made me ill
Thank God the ship wasn’t sinking
But I’ll tell you what was also true:
they couldn’t stop that ship from stinking

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AFW - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
This parody pulls no punches...gets to the nitty gritty...well said...That cruise is the perfect example of why I would never be interested in taking one....Even without those terrible conditions...I don't care to be anywhere that I can't leave, if I wish to...seems too much like a prison, (and no, I've never been there, either)
John Lomain - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Ah, we both were thinking about the cruise for parodies. This was funny
Old Man Ribber - February 19, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - Think of the trip as the brother of a famous actor. It was a "John" Cruise! ;D

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