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Song Parodies -> "The King Of Blissful Drinking"

Original Song Title:

"The King Of Wishful Thinking"

Original Performer:

Go West

Parody Song Title:

"The King Of Blissful Drinking"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

Too much beer is bad for you..... or so they say.... Once again, apologies for any crap pacing, only had the lyrics to work from...
My stomach bleeds, I crawl at your feet
Just 'cause you carry me back home
And i'm so p*ssed, the room's spinning quickly
I am just acc-id-ent prone

If I can't hear all the talk of the crowd
Then maybe i'm a fool myself

I'm hungover you, i'm being ill
And my breath - it smells quite sickly
And i'll tell myself 'just one more brew'
'Cause i'm the king of blissful drinking
I am the king of blissful drinking

I refuse to pay my I.O.Us
So the landlord evicts me
And I deny that I can't get by
Not getting slashed

And I have made a mess in my pants
And now i've got to clean myself

I'll get 'nother two... incase one spills
As I spend my money's shrinking
And I mess myself but that's all due
To the inexcessive drinking

I'll pass out real soon... I know I will
I can feel my heartbeats blinking
And i'll sell myself to buy a few
'Cause i'm the king of blissful drinking

I will never, never shun a beer for free
I'll buy another three

If I pass out in the thick of the crowd
Then maybe they can call for help

I can down a few... it's my one skill
And although my breath is stinking
I'll buy evr'one else a pint or two
'Cause i'm the king of blissful drinking
The king of blissful drinking

I'll recover soon.... I always will
You made a hole in my tab
But I won't share a beer with you
I'll be the king of whiskful drinking

I'll come over soon...
It's the strongest stuff i'm bringing
'Cause i've got no career all through
The neverending drinking

I'm hungover you... i'm staying still
Think I just had a loose fart
And my beer expense is overdue
'Cause i'm the king of blissful drinking
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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Dumb Ass Kid - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
So it's YOU who's posing as me and posted those stupid threads in InThe00s??? I swear if I could physically get hold of you i'd kill you...
2nz - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, and as such I'll hold off on voting until such time as I've heard the original. The title makes a really good sub for the original, though. I also liked the follow couplet considering it as a free-read:
"I will never, never shun a beer for free
I'll buy another three"
Dumb Ass Kid - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2nz

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