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Song Parodies -> "I'm Adept at Constant Drinking"

Original Song Title:

"The King of Wishful Thinking"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Go West

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Adept at Constant Drinking"

Parody Written by:

Heathcliff the Cat

The Lyrics

My repartee is less than discreet
Baby when I'm on the drink
With bloodshot eyes, I cannot deny that
It's hard to see the restroom sink
Cause baby if I'm gonna last one more round
I think I'm gonna need some help

I'll be home by noon, If I can walk
If my sentences start linking
They go together, hell - like cheese and chalk
Cause I'm adept at constant drinking

I am adept at constant drinking

I must decline, from drinking that wine
Beer's the only stuff for me
For I depend upon my bartender
To keep me plied with lager nightly
Maybe a game of darts will calm me down
But I guess I'd better be conscious first

I'll be home by noon, If I can walk
If my sentences start linking
They go together, hell - like cheese and chalk
Cause I'm adept at constant drinking
I'll be home by noon, If I can walk
If my sentences start linking
They go together, hell - like cheese and chalk
Cause I'm adept at constant drinking, yeah

(I'll be home by noon, if i can walk)
Cause baby if I'm gonna last one more round
I think I'm gonna need some help

I'll be home by noon, If I can walk
If my sentences start linking
They go together, hell - like cheese and chalk
Cause I'm adept at constant drinking
I'm adept at constant drinking!

I'll be home by *HIC*, If I can walk
If my sentences start... something
They go together, hell - like cheese and *HIC*
Cause I'm adept at constant... drinking
I'll be *HIC* by noon, If I can walk
If my sentences start linking
They go together, hell - like cheese and chalk
Cause I'm adept at constant... something...

(fade out)

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 13

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Larry Hensley - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious parody. So many good lines, and funny how you got drunker! 5's
Agrimorfee - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job, Heath! Ditto on what Larry said.
Larry Hensley - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I still really like this one.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well rhymed with a comical tone. The choruses got a bit repetitive, though, try changing them each time to add in more jokes.
Heathcliff the Cat - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, I must admit, me creativity clearly waned by the end of the piece. Thanks for the comments. :)
Adagio - September 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, but every time I see it I think of the song "I am a Man of Constant Sorrow". Good read.
Jack Daniels a.k.a Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - Cheers!
Red Ant - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) What Luke said, but the last chorus was great.
John Jenkins - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good title and execution of a humorous concept.
Arwen - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM...not a drinker, myself...but I am a fan of the OS, and you had some clever lines here...=) Nice work...
Johnny D - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yes, it's best to be conscious first before starting a game of darts!
Adam Eccleshall - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS beyond the chorus (and the MIDI I found was next to useless), but it was a great read, and something I can well relate to :-D
EmiLoca - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS but a clever little ditty.
Tim Mayfield - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) So are you saying cheese and chalk don't go together? I thought I saw them on a date. 5's
Spaff.com - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Great idea! The first line of the chorus is stellar. And the final chorus is tremendous.
Phil Alexander - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thash ver goo, heaclith... heathlith.. er.. cat. I dunnabirra constandringing immytime, too. Cheersh!
Claude Prez - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Aren't "Cheese and Chalk" those hippies that did those stoner movies? Sorry, that's bad. The parody was good, though I don't think I know the original.a
Rick C - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nishely done, hic! 555
Rex - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) 555 Newcastle Brown Ales for you!
Kristof Robertson - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Man, I LOVE booze parodies! This is FINE, Heathcliff...555
Dee Range - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM. Ditto what Kristof said, I've written many booze parodies: although I DKTOS, this was witty and clever. Good work.
Heathcliff the Cat - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
The ironic thing is, I'm teetotal....

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