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Song Parodies -> "I Won't Tell No One You're Gay"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Goo Goo Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"I Won't Tell No One You're Gay"

Parody Written by:

David Pratter

The Lyrics

And even though the moment passed me by
I still can't turn away
Cuz I saw you were with this young man
Held hands along the way
And letters you and him constantly sent
State love throughout the day

I also saw you hug him,
But I don't know his name
Your heart belongs to no woman
That's a shame
But do not hide beside him
Embarrassed for awhile
But I won't tell no one you're gay
And I won't tell 'em you're gay

The masculinity you never lose
You like another man
Did you never see a woman out there?
Were you staring just at men?
But don't you be ashamed to know that life
Is more than love affairs

You grew up way too fast
And now you just like other men
The same sex just relates your history
It's not a bad thing to be a homosexual
But I won't tell no one you're gay
And I won't tell 'em you're gay
Oooh, oooh, oooh
I Won't tell 'em you're gay

I think about you all the time
Though I am not the same
Now being gay's just fine, you're not alone
But I won't tell 'em your gay

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