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Song Parodies -> "Virus"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Goo Goo Dolls

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Yesterday, I went to a Britney Spears website that I don't usually visit (and I'm not afraid to name it --, and it spread a virus to my computer that has been irritating me yesterday and all day today. I'm thinking about maybe suing them. Enjoy the parody!
My computer is messed up with parasites
Now I know that a lot of websites
Can be threatening to Windows or the MacIntosh
And I cannot get online right now

And when I clicked links, closed my browser
And now I hate Breathe Heavy Com
For giving me this stupid virus
I just want to get online tonight

And I got lots more bugs than ever
Got more bugs than you could understand
More virus than J-Lo has husband
That last line almost din't pace right

And I'm flooded and flooded with pop-ups
And I never thought I'd get online
This sure feels like a horror movie
Where computers will eat me alive

(Guitar solo)

And I don't want these pop-ups to stop me
From enjoying the great Internet
Now every link seems to be broken
Now it looks like I won't get online

And I don't want the virus to stop me
It prevents me from getting online
The Internet seems to be croakin'
So it looks like I won't get online

And I don't want this stupid-(bleep) virus
'Cause I don't this (strong expletive) at all
Computers were made to be broken
And it looks like I can't get online

Now it looks like I'm finally online
And I guess that this parody's null
And I guess that this spoof is just void
And I guess that this send-up is dead

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Red Ant - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Servers you right for visiting a Britney site ( j/k ). I haven't heard TOS in a while but 555 all the same.
MrMacphisto - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Norton Antivirus has detected 555 viruses on your computer. Please reformat now.

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