And I gave up a kidney to buy them
'Cause I wanted to see them up close
They're the closest to courtside that you'll ever be
Watching Michael from the first few rows
And all I can say - "It was awesome!"
But all I can do now is cry.
'Cause now that the magic is over
I can't sell them for $1.85.*

And noone in the world wants to see them
'Cause they started the year 0-9
These damn season tickets were golden
Now I almost wish that they weren't mine

And you can't put the damn things on eBay
Or trade some for a Coke and some fries
Lost everything after the nineties
And you cringe at the team's starting five

And noone in the world wants to see them
'Cause they suck worse then Dallas did then
The dynasty's deliberately broken
By Jerry Krause, MJ and Pippen

And noone in their right minds would see them
'Less it's Kobe or LeBron in town
But it might be 2030 when the Bulls can re-capture the crown.

And I can't seem to make people buy them
Even if I sell them for half price
I could give them away to charity
Guess the write-off will have to suffice

Yeah, the Bulls are rebuilding right now
Why'd you have to piss off MJ now
So he'd go away? Huh, Jerry Krause?
I would rather go see Mickey Mouse!