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Song Parodies -> "DIE"

Original Song Title:

"Iris"

Original Performer:

Goo Goo Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"DIE"

Parody Written by:

Kovonin

The Lyrics

Here's to you, Jessica.
And I'll use my katana to kill you
Cuz you always piss me off somehow
You're the closest to Hitler that I've ever met
And now I swear that I will take you down.

And all I can think is my vengence
And all I can wish is your pain
Sooner or later I'll get you
But I'm tired of waiting today.

And I don't want the cops to see me
Cuz I don't think that they'd understand
That your face was made to be broken
And I might have to use my bare hands

If I have to I'll hire and army
And I'll put a bounty on your head
This might cost a whole lot of money
But I wanna make sure that your dead

And I don't want the cops to see me
Cuz I don't think that they'd understand
That your face was made to be broken
And I might have to use my bare hands

And I don't want the cops to see me
Cuz I don't think that they'd understand
That your face was made to be broken
And I might have to use my bare hands

And I don't want the cops to see me
Cuz I don't think that they'd understand
That your face was made to be broken
And I might have to use my bare hands

And I'll turn all your food into sand
When you die I'll get a marching band
Yeah, I might even use my bare hands
BEWARE!!!

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Agrimorfee - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Creepy. A 555, don't hurt me.
NoobONAMission - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny!
MeTheMermaid - March 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Dear, dear. somone doesnt like Jessica.

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