Song Parodies -> Jizzy
| Original Song Title: | "Dizzy" |
| Original Performer: | Goo Goo Dolls |
| Parody Song Title: | "Jizzy" |
| Parody Written by: | Dai |
You're fertile and beautiful
All donors must be screened
For muscular dystrophy
Or birth deformities
A hardening of the arteries
Or Alzheimer's disease
You're thirty and you're clean
You know you're everything we need
Joe, everything you are
Fell from a guy to a jar
Everything you are
What are the records you want?
I wanna pick all the best genes
And then take some away to freeze
Then share in your dispenses
Till their all inside of me
The man I chose is beautiful
The love juice such a tease
I'm sounding out your business
I wanna deal in your cream
Joe, everything you are
Fell from a guy to a jar
Everything you are
What are the records you want?
Joe, everything you are
Fell from a guy to a jar
Everything you are
What are the records you want?
Everything you are
What are the records you want?
What are the records you want?
Your father was a donor
All donors must be screened
For muscular dystrophy
Or birth deformities
A hardening of the arteries
Or Alzheimer's disease
You're thirty and you're clean
You know you're everything we need
Joe, everything you are
Fell from a guy to a jar
Everything you are
What are the records you want?
I wanna pick all the best genes
And then take some away to freeze
Then share in your dispenses
Till their all inside of me
The man I chose is beautiful
The love juice such a tease
I'm sounding out your business
I wanna deal in your cream
Joe, everything you are
Fell from a guy to a jar
Everything you are
What are the records you want?
Joe, everything you are
Fell from a guy to a jar
Everything you are
What are the records you want?
Everything you are
What are the records you want?
What are the records you want?
Your father was a donor
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