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Song Parodies -> "Jizzy"

Original Song Title:

"Dizzy"

Original Performer:

Goo Goo Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"Jizzy"

Parody Written by:

Dai

The Lyrics

You're fertile and beautiful
All donors must be screened
For muscular dystrophy
Or birth deformities
A hardening of the arteries
Or Alzheimer's disease
You're thirty and you're clean
You know you're everything we need

Joe, everything you are
Fell from a guy to a jar
Everything you are
What are the records you want?

I wanna pick all the best genes
And then take some away to freeze
Then share in your dispenses
Till their all inside of me
The man I chose is beautiful
The love juice such a tease
I'm sounding out your business
I wanna deal in your cream

Joe, everything you are
Fell from a guy to a jar
Everything you are
What are the records you want?

Joe, everything you are
Fell from a guy to a jar
Everything you are
What are the records you want?

Everything you are
What are the records you want?
What are the records you want?
Your father was a donor

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