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Song Parodies -> "Hairstyles Of The Rich And The Famous"

Original Song Title:

"Lifestyles Of The Rich And The Famous"

Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:

"Hairstyles Of The Rich And The Famous"

Parody Written by:

Stinky Marshmellow

The Lyrics

Go and buy it on a shelf
see it in the magazines
Hair products that make it shiny

all they do is wash then cry
Because their hair's so dry
Wishin' that they could make it curly

Id like to see them spend a day
livin life without hairspray
I dont think their hair would shape

but they could spend a day or two
Using someone else's shampoo
I think they'd stumble and not rinse
They won't rinse
Rinse

Hairstlyes of the rich and the famous
theyre always shampooin'
Use conditioner
if aussie is such a problem
Well use garnier then
think we should stop them

Well if you use head 'n shoulders it will kill your lice
And there's no such thing as oily hair thats nice
as long as you got the cash for herbal essence

and did you know if you were caught and you were buyin' no name
the grocery store wouldn't want you back
you could always just do commericals for garnier

Id like to see them not wash all week
Then their hair would really reek
And I think it would be alive

but they could spend a day or two
Stealing all of my shampoo
I'd catch them before they got it all
They'll hit the wall

Hairstyles of the rich and the famous
theyre always losin' shape
Buy some Pantene
And if it, makes a problem
Then you're allergic
And now you'll be sick

Sick

Hairstyles of the rich and the famous
See theyve dyed all their hair
Wigs that are hand made
If washing is such a problem
you got so many problems
Pro-V can solve them

Hairstyles of the rich and the famous
we'll take your curls, straightner, and dove
just stop complaining
Hairstyles of the rich and the famous
Shampoo from the rich and the famous
Nice hair for the rich and the famous...

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Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 14

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Red Ant - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I'm guessing you varied the choruses and it's pretty funny SM.
Poopie Longstocking - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Hate to tell you this, but Good Chalrotte is not a 90's band. This OS is from the 2000's. But I do know the OS so I will give you a perfect vote of 5,5,5!!
Stinky Marshmellow - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah i know, it realized it today when i looked back on it, i meant to click on 2000s ... but thanks for 5's anyway :) yup i varied the chorus's Red Ant...I started this like last summer...never got around to finishin it..
Huff - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Looks like Poopie forgot to vote his perfect score..... Pacing is perfect, but not really a rofl (rolling on the floor laughing) thing. 534
Stinky Marshmellow - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
...hey...you're right...oh well, thanks for the comments anyway :D
mymy - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
PUT MORE RHYME. PLEASE

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