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Song Parodies -> "Five Miles till We Exit the Freeway"

Original Song Title:

"Lifestyles of the RIch and Famous"

Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:

"Five Miles till We Exit the Freeway"

Parody Written by:

Bob O'Mara

The Lyrics

Taking my whole family...on a road trip so we can see
various landmarks and scenery.
Then I hear from the kid screaming at me
"Daddy! Oh daddy! I have to...pee!"

He starts the pulling on my shirt...claiming soon he's gonna squirt.
Why can't he just hold it in?
If there was ever a site the most annoying pest,
I think my son would surely win......he would win....

Five miles till we exit the freeway.
We're not making leeway...not making leeway...
Hey honey? On our next road trip,
We'll hire someone...that can watch our kids.

Did you know that when your children reach a certain age,
They think they have to fill their Mom and Dad with rage.
No matter how much you try, you can't ignore them.

Did you know that, "Are we there yet?" is a common phrase
You'll be hearing till their final juvenile days.
As long as you keep your cool, you won't go...nuts.

I've been driving for three days. Now I'm sick of all the ways
That my children drive me mad.
Whenever my kids get upset, why do they feel they have to get
Attention from their angry dad...angry dad...

Five miles till we exit the freeway.
We're not making leeway...not making leeway...
Hey honey? On our next road trip,
We'll hire someone...that can watch our kids.


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Pacing: 3.4
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Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 27

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LaLa - January 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I LOVE Good Charlotte sooo much but i HAD to bust out laughing at this... it is soooo true i could bearly finish reading it.
Lisa Gee - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Love the band, hate that song more than anything, but I loved the parody. Your parodies are officially some of my favorite on here. Nice job.
simpleGCpunkgurl - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
LOVE the band soooo much, LOVE the song sooooo much, and the parody does the song justice, although i cant relate. LMAO!!!!
Decade Police - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
We must've overlooked this one cause it's definitely in the incorrect decade.. tisk tisk. Good Charlotte has only had hits in the 2000s.
Cop Killer - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Decade Police - Quit the police department, get yourself a steady job
Anny - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Decade Police--who cares?? GC is great! So what if this was put in the 90s section?? I loved the parody!

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